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10
Apr
09

Kidd’s Lady Friend Makes Me Want to Drive to the Hole

It’s got to be nice to be a big-time NBA player like Jason Kidd, you can divorce your wife and then, a year later be dating super hot models. That is NEVER how it goes down for me.

Anyways, here is Hope Dworaczyk, Kidd’s current girlfriend who also was Miss April in Playboy this year. She must really like him because as part of the shoot she wore a body-painted version of his uniform, there’s no word if Mark Cuban is changing the uniforms of the cheerleaders, but I for one think this would be a great idea.

After the jump are lots more from the shoot, and her totally NSFW full pictorial, you know, if you’re into that kind of thing. Enjoy!

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09
Apr
09

Nothing But Net

There are few things more enjoyable in life than youth sports. You put a mustache on, bring a six-pack and a notepad so you can make a sports-book and BAM you got a fun Saturday. I’d have lost big bucks on this game, but, when you can see a shot like this, it’s almost all worth it.

Pretty awesome for 7th and 8th graders, although, someone should tell those kids that it all gets worse from here.

[Living Lake Country]

03
Apr
09

He Now Qualifies for Utah’s Soul Train

This video starts out nice, the Utah Jazz dancers seem to have nice moves, and delectable bodies; then the camera pans to this winner in the stands. I’m less enthused. However the man has moves, you can’t argue with talent after all.

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[Barstool Sports]

01
Apr
09

Now This is a Good April Fool’s Joke

Hasheem Thabeet is a gigantic man who will be drafted this June by an NBA team looking for the next Hakeem Olajuwan but are more likely to get the next Yu Jianlin instead. Regardless, the UConn Junior has a pretty good sense of humor, as evidenced by a twitter post he put up today in celebration of April Fool’s Day.

hasheemthabeettwitterjokeHilarious.

01
Apr
09

Coming Soon to an Arena Near You

America exports nearly everything, and sometimes it’s the best we’ve got. For example, the NBA and Chinese beer giant Tsingtao Brewery are joining forces to launch a cheerleading competition to air on the state-run television channel. The winners of the competition will get the opportunity to come to the US and train with a real NBA dance team! Besides the dance competition, according to producer Su Ling, the show will also focus on “NBA culture … Michael Jordan, the Lakers and basketball history.” Sounds exciting!

After the success of the cheerleaders at the Olympics, the “la la dui,” which is the Chinese word(s?) for the dancers have gained much more mainstream acceptance. The NBA-Tsingtao show, called “Qing Wu Men” in Chinese, which translates roughly into the very catchy “Young Dance Stage.”

Look out world, China has too many people to not overwhelm NBA dance teams with floods of young hot dancer girls. Which, now that I think about it isn’t necessarily a bad thing…

[Hollywood Reporter]

01
Apr
09

Andrew Bynum Has a Fun Idea of Rehab

When Andrew Bynum went down last season the likelihood of the Lakers winning the championship went down with him. This year they were much more prepared for losing Bynum and have been able to carry on as they get ready for the playoffs. Supposedly he might even be available for the playoffs, although to do so he’d need to be taking his rehab seriously and I’m not so certain he is. For instance, Andrew Bynum over the weekend first went to the Playboy Celebrity Golf Tournament, although he didn’t golf and then later challenged one of the Playmates to a hula-hooping contest. Worst of all, he isn’t even a good hula-hooper. You know, I think the 21 year-old Bynum might have wanted to see Playboy Playmates move their hips and bodies in a rhythmic motion just for his own nefarious amusement, and NOT for the purity of an all-American hula-hoop competition…

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The fun wasn’t over for Bynum, this picture of him carrying Playmate Nicole Nahrain on his shoulders sparked plenty of conversation in LA as the Lakers continue on their current road trip without their injured center.

bb5f4f79bcb1364bb5a69de38d61eb50_bynumnarainYou know what, I bet that being really rich and 21 years old is pretty awesome. Someday, someday!

[Yardbarker via Sports by Brooks]


01
Apr
09

Name Your Own Arena, Preferably For Me

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It’s not surprising that an advertising agency comes up with a clever idea to represent a product, although rarely is the product the agency itself. BooneOakley, a full-service agency based in Charlotte, is auctioning off the naming rights for a basketball arena, their own in-office half-court stadium. Previously known as H-O-R-S-E Arena, BooneOakley is offering, for one-year, scoreboard and sideline signage, in addition to roof signage, visible from space. You can’t BUY that kind of publicity. Well, actually, you can, by bidding on their eBay auction, currently at $250.

Pitching their case, BooneOakley points out that Bank of America paid $140 million for the naming rights of the Panthers stadium, a place open 10 days a year as compared to the BO offices, open 363 — closed Christmas and for partner Phil Smith’s birthday. Even better, BooneOakley says you can count on attendance at their stadium in the vicinity of 32 people, often every day!

87c2_1John Boone says, “Imagine the signal a marketer could send in this economy by securing their own naming rights deal for about one-tenth of that!”

Partner David Oakley insists that “the minimum bid for our arena must exceed what Time-Warner negotiated with the Charlotte Bobcats for their stadium’s naming rights, a figure that some reports have pegged at 20 year’s free cable service.”
Obviously, the Preparation H signs that are up right now are mere placeholders for what could be YOUR name. Or rather, more importantly, MY NAME, or at least my nickname. So COME ON READERS, LET’S MAKE THE SLANCH REPORT ARENA COME TRUE!
27
Mar
09

The Fox is On the Hunt

edushkurfox032509_01-fullI almost went to school with Eliza Dushku; I was a year too late and she left the school to go film True Lies. While I’m disappointed because she clearly would have wanted to get down with my 7th grade self, I allow it because of the cinematic masterpiece that is that movie. So I consider her and I close.

That’s why, when I saw these pictures of her and one-time Celtics captain and former Acie Earl teammate, Rick Fox getting cozy with each another at a club, I feel sick to my stomach.

Rick, you already had, and cheated on Vanessa Williams, you even got to be on Oz, haven’t you done enough, why not leave the hot babes out there for me instead? It’s really the only fair thing.

[The Big Lead]
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24
Mar
09

The Economy Has More Victims

The economy is hitting hard everywhere, the NBA isn’t immune to it, with teams forced to cut back costs wherever possible. Of course, part of the NBA’s problem is that they overpay non-superstars by about $40-50 million each, so they are forced to cut back on the other entertainment available at the game. For instance, the Denver Nuggets have been forced to cut back on having their cheerleader team at all their home games. Instead of being at every game, now the cheerleader squad–made up of 36 male and female “college-types” who provide college-type cheers during pauses in the action–are being only used for weekend games.

Don’t worry though, the Denver Nuggets Dancers, the all-girl dance team will continue to perform at all the games. The cheerleaders, who make about $100 a game though are being semi-kicked to the curb.

“I can’t quite speak about it as much as I would like to, but it’s one of the things that we’re glad to still be part of the organization,’’ said cheerleading coach Stephanie John, who said her team will perform at all Nuggets postseason home games. “I can tell you that the Denver Nuggets cheerleaders have been proud to be a part of game entertainment for the last five years. And now we are happy that we still get to interact with the fans, and we’re excited to be part of the playoff games.’’

The apparent savings from cutting the team for the remaining weekday games is about $17,000, or the equivalent of 5 minutes of play from Kenyon Martin.

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[Denver Times]

24
Mar
09

Who Says the CIT Isn’t Exciting

Since neither you, I, nor anyone else was going to watch the College Invitational Tournament, it’s likely that this awesome moment would normally be missed by most sports fans. That’s where I come in.

So, here is Bradley University taking on Oakland during the CIT. Bradley trailed most of the game but managed to get to tie the game with only a few seconds left. Unfortunately, Oakland managed to score again, going up 2 with only .9 seconds left, things didn’t look good for Bradley. They in-bound the ball to star player Chris Roberts’ hands and from about 75 feet away, he fires up a last ditch effort for the win. It’s here, so you can imagine what happens next.

20
Mar
09

I’m Pretty Sure That’s a Foul

Morgan State had zero chance of besting #1 seed Oklahoma in their match-up last night; something Morgan State’s Ameer Ali took personally it seems. Here he gets slightly entangled with All-American Blake Griffin and decides to do the only rational thing; take Blake over the shoulder and body slam him. Seems like a good idea, I’m sure no one will notice you manhandling the consensus best player in the country… Oh yeah, and Morgan State was 24 points down at the time so, that’s classy. Ali was thrown out of the game and Oklahoma went on to a 82-54 victory and a round 2 berth, Morgan State will receive participation t-shirts.

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[Yahoo!]


19
Mar
09

Now THAT’s an Acrobatic Flip Dunk

It’s a video explosion today!

Here’s one of the Houston Rockets’ Power Dancers taking it to the hoop with a fine flip dunk. I love the post-dunk run back to that weird swaying circle with the other cheerleaders.




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