Derek Jeter is taking his well-traveled body to a new target, a 22-year old FIT marketing student who has been telling her friends that she and Jeter have been waitingdating “for a while.” The young lass, master of being subtle has been playing his voicemail messages for her friends, also reportedly told Jeter that “she wanted a tighter butt, so he got her a friends-and-family discount to a gym he goes to and offered to help her work on it. The next day, she was telling everyone how sore she was from their workout.”
- A) I’m excited because this means that Minka Kelly is BACK on the market.
- B) Jeter and Minka Kelly were seen out together in January, this girl said Jeter gave her a signed ball (I bet! woooo!) for her mom for Christmas
- C) Jeter definitely cheated on Minka
- D) Jeter remains scummy
- E) Jeter must have or at least have had multiple STDs right? When you’ve plowed through as many celebrities (and bar waitresses, and students and strippers and other rando girls) as he has you have to catch SOMETHING along the way right?
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clearly jeter is a misogynist. he probably has issues with his mom too.
everyone always says jeter is a stand-up guy, a professional, a good guy, would never cheat or anything….oh but wait he rails innocent young chicks in bunches. so then it is not unfair to assume it’s possible that he did steroids. have you seen jeter’s shitty swing? well, he hit 24 homers and slugged .552 in ’99. he’s also played with at least a dozen steroid lovers in his career. roids.
also, this chick and jeter have been “waiting ‘for ahwile'”? i’m assuming that’s a typo. even worse, though, one of the links on the bottom “Left on Base: Grant Theft Jeter and Other Lingering Items”. i’m not pointing fingers, but the internet seems to be getting sloppier and sloppier.