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Dec
08

Shiancoe is Ready for His Close-Up


The story making the rounds everywhere after Sunday’s NFL contests was the accidental, or not accidental, penis showing of Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe on live television. Fox has issued an apology, Shiancoe was less apologetic, after all, it was HIS locker room. Now, his oopsie has turned into a new career opportunity for him, porn! Not an industry to pass up an opportunity to get some of the moment publicity, Black Ice productions have offered a “exclusive performance offer” to Shiancoe to star in one of their films.

“From what we’ve seen, there is definitely a career for Visanthe in the adult industry, if he’d like one,” said Black Ice general manager Tony Santoro. “We would welcome an opportunity to align ourselves with a world-class athlete of Viante’s stature.”

Don’t worry, Black Ice, makers of such fine cinema as Bubble Butts Barbeque 2 have done their research into Shiancoe and don’t believe that there are any morals clause in his contract that would prevent him from participation. “Whether or not Visanthe will be interested in our offer – or if the league will intervene – remains to be seen,” said Santoro. “It’s worth a shot, as this would definitely be something that the fans will want to see.”

Of course, even if Shiancoe were to accept I have a feeling that Roger Goodell would have something to say about this. Although, this wouldn’t be the first time an NFL player was involved in a porn.

[AVN via Fan IQ]


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