14
Nov
08

Times are Tough in Cincinnati


The Cincinnati Bengals are woeful, their 1-8 record only belies their ineptitude. You’d think after so many years that the Bengals faithful would be used to it, accepting of their position as the bottom feeders of the NFL. Sure there was that one teaser year when Carson Palmer was good and the team was in the playoffs, but as has become quickly apparent, that was the aberration, rather than a sign of things to come. In a desperate attempt to no longer be laughingstocks, some fans in Cincy have bought 4 billboards around town with this message:

Good luck Bengals fans. You have another 15-26 year losing streak coming up. I suggest drinking. I find whiskey helps.


3 Responses to “Times are Tough in Cincinnati”


  1. 1 youppi
    November 14, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    one more choke in ’09, and I’d expect mets fans will be looking for ad space with a very similar message…

  2. November 14, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    I was going to make that exact same reference but decided that my Mets derision could wait one day.

    But thanks for stepping up to the plate!

  3. 3 myummers
    November 14, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    i’d say that there’s already thousands and thousands of mets fans who would love to post a billboard saying “dear fucking god, PLEEEEEEEEASE fire minaya!!!!!!!!!!”

    hell, i’d even throw in 50 bucks.


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