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Oct
08

Disney Ruins Hockey


No, I don’t mean by starting an NHL team named after a fictional kids hockey team. Alabama hockey fans, all 3 of them found themselves left out of the rink when the Huntsville Havoc and the Columbus Cottonmouths’ preseason game was canceled last night. The reason?

After this weekend’s Disney on Ice show, the Von Braun Center staff was not able to prepare the ice for hockey and ensure the safety of the players, Havoc officials said.

That’s an A+ plus operation y’all got down there…Also, how is Cottonmouth a team name? I didn’t realize pot smoking terms were viable team names. That’s cool though, I just look forward to the Birmingham Blunt-Rollers beginning their season.


4 Responses to “Disney Ruins Hockey”


  1. 1 numero uno snake xpert
    October 23, 2008 at 11:08 am

    The cottonmouth, or Agkistrodon piscivorus, is a venomous pitviper species found in the eastern United States. Adults are large and capable of delivering a painful and potentially fatal bite. It is the world’s only semiaquatic viper, usually being found in or near water, particularly in slow-moving and shallow lakes and streams. The snake is a strong swimmer and will even enter the sea, successfully colonizing islands off both the Atlantic and Gulf coasts. Many of the common names refer to the fact that, when threatened, this species will often stand its ground and gape(slanchreport loves gaping) at an intruder, exposing the white lining of its mouth.

    Not everything is about drugs you crazy blog-face.

  2. 2 calexander13
    October 23, 2008 at 11:10 am

    Selma Spliffs? Louisiana L’s? Raleigh Red-Eyes? Okay, I’ll stop now.

  3. 3 Zach
    October 28, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Cottonmouths are a type of snake you dumb shit.


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