Deadspin received this video from last night’s debate recaps on Fox News where we finally learn what is inside the head of Mr. Met. Another HEAD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! This could have been totally traumatic if any kids were watching, but it being Fox News, if kids were watching they are already brain damaged so… ZING!
It’s just so scary to see behind the curtains sometimes.
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that was clearly a fake mr. met. mr. met has a baseball for a head, not a head inside a fake baseball-head for a head.
the real question is: what was this imposter doing at the debate?
MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1!!
once again the mets do something that no other mlb would ever do- undress the mascot on live television.
fire minaya ’08/09
told you that was fake!
uh-oh, I think my identity was just outed. oops!
mr. met= a faggot.