18
Sep
08

Streaking Can Be Dangerous


I love streaking. In college I streaked every Thursday and it made the college experience better for everyone. The opportunity to see me naked is one everyone should opt for. Thus when I came across this video of a guy streaking a soccer game in Australia I had to post it. Nathan Roberts is a player on the Virginia B Grade team but is sidelined due to fluid in his lungs, pneumonia and an inflamed liver and spleen. During a recent match between United and Hummocks Watchman Eagles after having “knocked back a few bevvies” it was mentioned that someone should streak. Taking up the offer after $50 was offered, Roberts went for it. The only stipulation was that he had to do a cartwheel while streaking. That, unfortunately, is when the troubles began. Join us as we watch the video (taken by his sister) together in all its grainy digitalized goodness and see what happens. Like any good streaker, Roberts had no regrets, “I like a bit of attention and I’d do it again,” he said. “But I’d up the price.”

Roberts gets tended to after injurying his foot when attempting a naked cartwheel.

Roberts gets tended to after knocking himself unconscious doing a naked cartwheel. He was taken off the field in a stretcher.


3 Responses to “Streaking Can Be Dangerous”


  1. 1 youppi
    September 18, 2008 at 10:26 am

    didn’t this happen to you once?

  2. 2 the sister
    September 18, 2008 at 11:07 am

    thank god this started after i graduated.

  3. September 18, 2008 at 11:20 am

    never took a digger and hurt myself streaking. besides, i’m not so much for the running streak, i prefer the casual jaunt.


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