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Jun
08

OK, I’ll Pay Attention for a Minute…


Remember when Max Mosely, the president of F1 got busted after having sex orgies with hookers where he dressed up as a Nazi? Well that was very embarrassing for F1 and so they have come up with something positive to counter.

Meet Gemma Garrett, the current Ms. Great Britain who was recently been named to be the face of the British Grand Prix. I still don’t care whatsoever about racing, but much like the Funny Cars circuit found, adding a hot chick gets people to pay attention. Also, get your Fandango fingers ready, she’s due to have a movie come out later this year co-starring noted thespian Dolph Lundgren entitled Direct Contact.

[Bitten and Bound]


6 Responses to “OK, I’ll Pay Attention for a Minute…”


  1. 1 Jenn
    June 19, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    How does she drive a race car in those shoes??? I can’t even drive my SUV in espadrilles. That girl’s got skills!!

  2. 2 modelthoughts
    June 19, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Toatlly agree nwith Jenn

  3. 3 serialmarketer
    June 20, 2008 at 1:47 am

    hey i just paid attention for a minute…..agree…:xD

    http://serialmarketer.wordpress.com/

  4. 4 Shadows of Enlightenment
    June 20, 2008 at 7:50 am

    I almost paid attention, then I remembered that hot girls are only good for one thing.. to look at! I’d rather have the car, I could sell it for some serious cash..

  5. 5 the roomate
    June 20, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    Shadows, hot girls have souls too, and are often good for much more than looking at… unless you’re a priest(you’re a priest, right?)… plus, never underestimate the underground slave market!

  6. June 21, 2008 at 12:56 am

    In the land of porcelains and saltwater breast bags, where botox and lipo run the market, this woman is strictly by-the-book. Nothing great, notice there were no shots featuring her butt. Car looked good. I’d rather have seen photos of the hooker orgy.


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