If your name is Asdrubal Cabrera, and it is really easy to say incorrectly as “Ass-dribble” maybe wearing your pearl necklace to the plate is just compounding the issue. I mean, I’m just saying…
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haha umm..why is he wearing that?
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From Pronk Needs You: “It’s a necklace of beads that his wife, Lismar, made for him.”
http://www.cleveland.com/tribe/plaindealer/index.ssf?/base/sports/1188390648188850.xml&coll=2
Here is a post on the significance of Thome’s opening day home runs off Sabathia.
http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/2008/04/they-would-have-built-statue.html
His wife made it for him? Its even more embarrassing!
i agree with bre101, why IS he wearing that?
although i’m starting to doubt that those are pearls….
that guy is the next roberto alomar, btw.