Orestes Destrade: MILF Hunter
Written by slanch   
Saturday, 26 April 2008 12:01

It seems that the only thing hotter than Jayson Werth's bat right now is his mom. On Thursday's Baseball Tonight, while showing clips of the Phillies game, Orestes Destrade got completely distracted and overwhelmed. Jayson Werth's recent power outburst (now up to 5 HRs on the season) was a little too much for Orestes to handle. That, or maybe the fact that Werth's mommy is hot.

Check out how Destrade can't get off how attractive Werth's mom is, Steve Berthiaume tries to move on but Destrade will have none of that. Something about Werth's mummy excites something in Orestes' testes.

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Now, to be fair, Werth's mom is pretty hot, especially for a woman with a 28 year old son. According to Werth's wikipedia page his mom, Kim, was quite the athlete in her day, participating in the Olympic trials for the 100 meter and the long jump. Also, her father and uncle were both Major Leaguers, Werth's birth father was a minor leaguer and her current husband, Dennis Werth, played 3 years of big league ball, so she's a baseball gal through and through.

To be honest, my initial thought was that was his girlfriend or wife, not his approximately 50 year old mom, but, hey, I'm flexible.

My favorite part of Destrade's comments were when he says that he hopes Werth keeps hitting home runs so that they have more cutaway shots to his mom. Classy! Hey Ms. Werth, call him! I smell a love connection. After all, Destrade does seem to fit in with your love of fringey MLB players...

 

 

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