Posts Tagged ‘Twitter



27
May
09

Shaq Says “Bring it on”

prd_lg_142The Big Aristotle, Shaquille O’Neal has been a voracious user of Twitter, becoming in the process one of the most popular people on the useless service. Always one up for some competition, Shaq sent this message to Lance Armstrong, “I challenge u to a race any time any place, it’s time someone challenged u.”

Lance replied back “Alright Shaq, you’re on. To quote the great Ricky Bobby, ‘Bring it on trying to bring me down.'”

I only see Shaq winning if he gets to ride his dope motorcycle.

Ever one to seize an opportunity, Shaq also challenged Danica Patrick to a race, somehow though methinks he wouldn’t fit so much in an F1 car…

[AZ Central]

28
Apr
09

Welcome to the New World of Twitter and Food Animal Sex

Barry Zito has a Cy Young award, a ridiculous $127 million contract and lots of free time; so it should come as little surprise that he takes the time out of his day to take a photo of, and share via twitter, him playing with his food and making gingerbread animals hump.

These are real ginger bread pigs from an upscale pizza joint in LA. They got frisky, luckily I had the phone cam.

"These are real ginger bread pigs from an upscale pizza joint in LA. They got frisky, luckily I had the phone cam."

Of course, those are clearly both DUDE gingerbread pigs, which is totally not cool. It’s an abomination dude…

[Barry Zito]




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