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20
Jan
09

McNabb Gets Pranked

Prior to their game on Sunday, some rambunctious Arizona Cardinals fans went over to Donovan McNabb’s Arizona residence and opted for the always demoralizing burning messages into the lawn tactic. Leaving messages like “Go Cards” and similar thoughts, was apparently meant to break McNabb’s spirit and lead to a Cardinals victory. I guess that’s why he kept overthrowing his receivers…

McNabb reportedly took photos of the damage at the house, where his wife and three children were staying, using the photos as motivation. It clearly didn’t work.

Unfortunately for the pranksters, who also toilet papered the house, one of them left a box at the scene, a box with his MAILING LABEL it. Not subtle my friend. Here’s a free tip for future pranks, don’t leave things with your name and address on it, especially if you are trying to go after a professional athlete who is 6’2″, 24o lbs and is used to much bigger men than you trying to put a hurt on him…

[Philly.com]

20
Jan
09

Happy Feet Make Happy Goals

At first, this just looks like another goal, nothing particularly interesting or special about it, that is until I watched it in slow motion. Yoanne Gorcuff makes a couple sick moves before burying this ball in the back of the net. Touché monsieur Gorcuff, touché.

20
Jan
09

A Scrub Suns/Scrub Actress Doppelganger

So, this one might be a stretch, but I think it’s pretty good, I guess the only way to determine for certain is through voting in the poll below.

Louis Amundson is an uninspiring bench player for the Phoenix Suns, averaging a robust 3.6 ppg, in 11 minutes per game, the second year player has done little to prove his worth in the league, but he does manage to keep the bench nice and warm. He even managed to reach a new career high in points last night, with 13! Way to go!Maggie Gyllenhall is an uninspiring actress who manages to do little, even in major blockbusters like The Dark Knight, opting instead to let others do the heavy lifting of actually acting. I think they are proper doppelgangers. Of course, for all the other fun doppelgangers, check out the link here, and please please vote in the poll below to let these doppelgangers join their friends.

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19
Jan
09

Before There Was Madden, There Was Madden

Long before John Madden started printing money with the Madden video game football series, he endorsed another video game series way back in 1983, the eternally popular Wizard of Wor for the Atari 2600. I simply cannot believe this game hasn’t been updated so I can play on my Xbox yet!

[Kotaku]

19
Jan
09

Nomar Scores for Charity

Everything comes in twos today it seems…

Despite being the greatest female soccer player of all time, Mia Hamm wasn’t able to eke out a victory over her husband’s team at the second annual Celebrity Soccer Challenge at the Home Depot Center on Saturday. Nomar Garciaparra, or Mr. Hamm, led his team, Nomar United to an 8-7 victory over FC Hamm, erasing the embarrassing stigma from losing last year 13-12.

“I was just glad to get that game-winning score, because I didn’t want to have to hear it for another year,” said Garciaparra, he followed up immediately by tearing his hamstring while scratching an itch.

The event, which raised nearly $200,000 for Children’s Hospital Los Angeles and the Mia Hamm Foundation as well as encouraging hundreds of fans in attendance to sign up for the National Marrow Donor Registry.

Among the “stars” in attendance were actor C. Thomas Howell (star of the greatest beach volleyball movie, Side out), actors Josh Hutcherson and Mark Consuelos, Donald Faison of ABC’s “Scrubs,” Jimmy Jean-Louis of NBC’s “Heroes,” Angus Jones of CBS’s “Two and a Half Men,” Josh Henderson of the CW’s “90210,” Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo and skateboarders Tony Hawk and Ryan Sheckler. A real powerhouse of stars. Faison endeared himself to the crowd when, after accidentally scoring on his own goal earlier in the game, made up for it by scoring a proper goal later in the match.

Fortunately, the crowd was able to see some real soccer players too, including Brandi Chastain, Kristine Lilly, Joy Fawcett, Tisha Hoch and Abby Wambach. Other current and former male soccer players who participated included Cobi Jones, Chris Seitz, Matt Reis, Brian Dunseth and Alexi Lalas.

[MLS.com]

19
Jan
09

Braylon Edwards Can’t Hold the Ball

At Curtis Granderson’s celebrity hoops game over the weekend, the fleet Tigers center fielder served as referee for the various celebs in attendance. Granderson had some fun with the role, no more than when the Cleveland Browns’ all-pro dropsies receiver Braylon Edwards went up for an acrobatic, wide-open breakaway dunk and lost control of the ball. “Somebody must have fouled you,” Granderson called out after blowing his whistle after the play, noting that no one was in the vicinity whatsoever. Of course, Edwards is well-versed in being unable to hold onto the ball, as he just finished one of the great seasons in drops from a wide receiver.

The game was ultimately tied up by a pair of Kid Rock free throws, as most true sporting events are, and then a dunk contest between Edwards and Jameer Nelson, an And1 baller where Nelson emerged as the victor.

[MLB.com]

19
Jan
09

Leave My Brother ALONE!

Because college sports weren’t unruly enough, here is another fun clip of a fan taking exception to something going on in the game. You see, Providence’s Jeff Xavier drives to the hoop and takes a clean elbow to the face, cutting him around the eye. Painful sure, but not a dirty play. But then, while Providence takes its free throws, a fan walks ONTO the court and starts jawing with the refs. Fun enough, it turns out this isn’t just a rando fan, it’s Xavier’s brother Jonathan who clearly follows the “nobody-beats-up-my-brother-but-me” life mantra. Ultimately, Jonathan was taken off the court and arrested for disorderly conduct.

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[The March to Madness]

19
Jan
09

2009: The Year Fans Strike Back

College fans care passionately about their teams. But being that most college fans are also teenagers they don’t think things through too much, throw in the fun that is drinking before a sporting event and you get this fun clip. Chas MacFarland is a center on the Wake Forest basketball team, and while going to save a ball from going out of bounds he fell into a Clemson student, who apparently took umbrage at that. Instead of letting MacFarland up, the unnamed student instead tries to body-slam MacFarland back down to the ground. Because I’m sure the six jaeger-bombs you had before the game give you more strength than a 7′ 235 lb center. Seems like a good call to me!

16
Jan
09

The Best Cheerleaders in the NFL

I simply can’t compete with the already wonderful gallery that the folks at Fan IQ have already assembled of the Pro Bowl’s most interesting participants, the Pro Bowl Cheerleaders, so I’ll just link to it and show a couple photos here to whet your appetite, or whatever else you want moistened. But definitely make your way over there if you’re so inclined, you’ll be glad you did.

For example, meet the lovely Alyssa, from my own New England Patriots cheerleader squad:

Go Pats!

Or the equally lovely Ashley from the Texans:

I could go on and on and on, but they’ve already done the hard work and assembled a multitude of images for each fine cheerleader, so check them out and then book your ticket for the Pro Bowl, because now it matters!

[Fan IQ]

16
Jan
09

Larry Fitzgerald Is Really Good at Football

Larry Fitzgerald is an awesome receiver for the Arizona Cardinals who is able to make circus catches look routine and who I always expect to come down with the ball when it is thrown his direction. It turns out, according to a very interesting article in the Wall Street Journal, that Fitzgerald had a couple of unique things as a kid that very likely directly lead to his success today.

As a boy growing up, Fitzgerald’s grandfather (left) owned and operated an optometry shop, and Larry used to spend summers there with his grandfather. Larry’s grandfather, Dr. Robert Johnson made sure that as a child Larry had “visual dominance” in order to help Larry initially at school. From first grade on, whenever he’d visit his grandfather in Chicago during the summers Johnson would have him stand on balance beams and wobbly boards while doing complicated hand-eye drills. Later the exercises were more tailored to athletics, for example, Johnson would hang a painted ball from the ceiling and have Fitzgerald hit the ball with a rolling pin that had corresponding colors.

This is only part of the reason why Fitzgerald, who isn’t the fastest or the strongest receiver on the field is usually the best one. One other major factor, according to Dr. Joan Vickers of the University of Calgary who studies the eye movements of elite hockey goaltenders, baseball hitters, and tennis and volleyball players by making them wear special goggles and having them perform their sports. It is her assumption that part of Fitzgerald’s success comes from what she terms “predictive control,” or the brain’s ability to gather information from the eyes and use it to predict what will happen next.

Elite athletes, such as Fitzgerald are able to make a snapshot of the moment the ball or puck is released, enabling them to gauge where and when the ball will be near them, often from just the moment the ball leaves the QB’s hands. Taking that conception of where the ball is supposed to travel, the elite athlete then matches it in his brain with the thousands of memories of other, similar moments and how the ball traveled and then are able to place themselves in position to properly catch the ball. According to her research, the best athletes are able to move to the position, even with their eyes closed. “It’s a very, very amazing cognitive skill,” she says. This helps explain why often, photographs of Fitzgerald grabbing a ball out of the air feature him with his eyes shut.

One other factor that has most likely indirectly led to Fitzgerald’s success is his time as a ball boy on the sidelines for the Minnesota Vikings. For 6 years as a teenager, Fitzgerald was able to see the NFL game up close and see star receivers like Cris Carter and Randy Moss react to passes which likely has filtered into his unconscious memory bank that helps him figure out where a pass will go.

“I don’t know how he makes those catches,” says Cardinals head coach Ken Whisenhunt, “but there’s no doubt Larry has an ability to catch a ball that is special.”

[WSJ]

16
Jan
09

Vince Carter Sees Some Action

You may have heard something about a plane falling out of the sky yesterday and landing itself in the Hudson River, I overheard something about it somewhere I think. Who cares about what the news has to say about it though, I want to know what the New Jersey Nets’ Vince Carter thought about the whole situation, especially since he apparently saw the whole thing from his home overlooking the Hudson in scenic Weehauken, New Jersey.

“I was just sitting there, looking out the window,” Carter said. “I was just sitting in the bedroom. I thought it was watching TV. It landed like it was a movie. It hit like nose first, and you could (hear) the impact. I couldn’t believe it.”

So there you have it. That’s what happened.

[CBS Sports]

15
Jan
09

What Big Teeth You Have

Maybe I’m just a big wuss, but if I were to go surfing and there were killer whales hanging out right by the huge waves, I’m calling it a day, no matter how good the surf is. I guess that’s what makes New Zealander Craig Hunter and I different. Instead of being dissuaded by a large male orca and two calves he swam out and surfed for about 45 minutes.

“There was no way I was going in because the waves were too good,” Hunter said, adding that this was not the first time he had surfed with an orca. He said he was too old to be bothered by the possibility of being attacked.

“My outlook is they are big enough and quick enough. If they thought I was a seal, I’d be long gone.

“It’s pretty awesome. It’s a pretty special sort of feeling. I was out there on my own for quite a while and the big fella was just cruising. It was really neat.”

[Telegraph]




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