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26
Oct
09

Lightning Strikes Cause Disaster on African Soccer Fields

to-lightning-cp-w7147832During a recent soccer match in the Democratic Republic of Congo the game ended in an unsatisfying 1-1 tie due to an extremely unfortunate situation, the visiting team was killed! A bolt of lightning struck the entire visiting team, killing all 11 members and burning 30 other people.

L’Avenir, a  nearby paper reported that local popular opinion was split over whether the team had been cursed by someone.

“The athletes from [the home team] Basanga curiously came out of this catastrophe unscathed,” the paper said.

In Johannesburg, South Africa lighting ALSO struck the pitch over the weekend, with a number of players on both teams falling to the pitch. Fortunately there the players’ eyes and ears were injured but no one was killed.

[BBC]

20
Oct
09

The Human Jumbotron is Dope

This simply could never happen in America, there’s no way we could ever get this organized and work together.

19
Oct
09

Who Said Soccer Isn’t High-Scoring

Viana Esporte is a low-level Brazilian soccer club and found themselves up 2-0 in the 81st minute. However, they learned that the team closest to them in the standings had advanced ahead of them thanks to winning their final game 5-1. Because goal differential was a tie-breaker, Viana Espotre would need 9 goals to advance.

Then they did it, 9 goals in 9 minutes. I wonder if this is like how Ichiro claims he could hit lots of home runs if he wanted to but just doesn’t; are these soccer players able to just score at will and choosing not to?

I will say it looks like the defense just totally gives up at multiple points, they aren’t even half-assing it, more like one-eighth-assing.

[My Soccer Place]

19
Oct
09

Give an Assist to the Beach Ball

Sunderland Beach Ball GoalDuring Saturday’s Liverpool/Sunderland match in the English Premier League the Liverpool goalie was powerless to stop a shot from Sunderland’s Darren Bent early in the game.

The goal, which proved to be the difference in the game, was controversial because after Bent shot the ball it ricocheted off  a beach ball that had fallen on the field, before redirecting into the goal. The league officials later said that there should have been a drop-ball after it hit a beach ball en route to the goal.

[Daily Star]

15
Oct
09

Honduras is IN the World Cup!

With the US Men’s team tie against Costa Rica it meant that the Honduran team was IN for the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. The Hondurans haven’t had a successful campaign in the Cup since the 1982 tournament when they battled the host Spaniards to a tie. Because the game was of such importance to the Hondurans, they sent some radio broadcasters to the US-Costa Rica game; I don’t speak Spanish, regardless I think it’s fair to say they got a little excited when the game was over…

14
Oct
09

Look Ma, No Hands!

Elijah ClarkA youth soccer tea in Mooresville, NC is on the verge of getting to the Junior World Cup Tournament in South Africa, a pretty awesomely huge deal for a bunch of 11-year-olds. Part of the team’s success comes from the versatility of their players, most of whom play multiple positions.

For instance, there is Elijah Clark, age 11, who alternates between forward, midfield defense and goalie, all this despite the fact that he was born without hands.

In fact, Clark was born with only one forearm bone and 2 fingers. “I used to hide behind my mom because I didn’t want people to look at me. But, I had to overcome that. I don’t care what people say about me now,” says Elijah.

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When he’s not on the field, Elijah is equally dominating in the classroom scoring a perfect 100% grade average. Several of his teammates’ parents say that Elijah can write and type better then their sons using just his elbows! Elijah’s mom, Alisha Clark said that “he’s pretty much figured everything out on his own. He’s shown US how it’s going to be…the best way for him to be independent was for him to do things. (To) do everything else that a regular person can do.”

Next weekend’s match in Washington DC will determine the Lake Norman soccer club’s fate; win and they’re headed to South Africa for the World Championships.

Count me in as a Lake Norman booster.

[Fox Charlotte]


08
Oct
09

Former Porn Star’s Song May Save French Coach’s Job

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Up until recently French national team coach Raymond Domenech was in very real danger of losing his job with many French citizens and media members demanding his head. Thanks to a new pop song from Catherine Ringer titled Je Kiffe Raymond (I Fancy Raymond) he’s likely received a reprieve.

With lyrics like “If he attacked my penalty areas, I would be without defenders,” Ms. Ringer’s song is just a tad bit suggestive. Considering her past, that’s no surprise. Ringer, who rose to fame with Les Rita Mitsouko, an alt-rock group before going solo started out in a very different field, ’70s porn. Perhaps you remember 1978’s Color Climax Special 257 or Stories of Bottom in 1979. And who could ever forget her phenomenal 1981 works Marathon Love and Deep Throats and Little Girls? I know I haven’t.

Thanks to her song becoming a hit, Domenech’s popularity is on the rise and calls for him to be replaced aren’t as prominent. Here’s the song below for you to enjoy in all it’s French-ness.

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[Sports by Brooks]

07
Oct
09

Ref Takes a Ball Directly Into the Junk

Because there are few things funnier than a person getting hit in the nuts, here is a husky teenage soccer ref taking a shot directly off the ol’ grapes. He receives no sympathy from the on-lookers who laugh at his misery. Despite never blowing the whistle to stop play, the young kids in the game DID show some compassion and all sat on the field and waited until he was ready to resume his job. Classy!

[Sports Rubbish]

29
Sep
09

Nicklas Bendtner Gets into a Fender-Bender

Bendtnercrash21-year-old Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner was headed towards the team’s training facility on Sunday morning when his black Aston Martin DBS left the road, crashing through a fence and then into a tree. While Bendtner was left just shaken up and with some bruises, his $270K ride was totaled; is there no god? Won’t anyone think of the poor factory artisans who assembled this marvel of modern engineering?

[Daily Mail via Deadspin]

29
Sep
09

Wizard Puts a Curse on Ronaldo

cristiano-ronaldo-shirt-off-_5According to a letter obtained by the Spanish newspaper El Mundo, a man claiming to be a wizard has placed a curse on Real Madrid superstar Cristiano Ronaldo. The sorcerer, explains that he is not anti-Real Madrid but that he’s a professional and has been paid by a woman who is famous and knows Ronaldo personally. The curse is not necessarily supposed to seriously injure Ronaldo — although that’s what the woman wanted — but should cause him to play poorly.

The wizard, who is hiding his identity claims to have already begun the spiritual process, in his “lab” he has photos of Ronaldo and he applies his “arts” on them.

As well, the wizard won’t reveal who hired him to put this curse on Ronaldo in the first place, saying, “I cannot say it because I am a mixture of priest and doctor, and have to respect the confidentiality of my client.”

The team is ignoring the notice, saying that they get crazy letters like this all the time. The same wizard sent similarly threatening letters to the team in 2003 and 2006 — both seasons subsequently turned disastrous.

Ronaldo, quite the Lothario has wracked up an impressive list of women across the continent and so it is really anyone’s guess as to who might have hired this wizard in the first place.

As Congreve wrote, “Heav’n has no rage like love to hatred turn’d/Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn’d.”

[El Mundo via The Big Lead]

29
Sep
09

Hey Ref, Keep it in Your Pants

During a Qatar Stars League soccer game between Al Gharrafa and Al Khor the action on the pitch became secondary thanks to referee Massimo Busacca who apparently just couldn’t hold it any longer. Being a gentleman, Busacca did the only reasonable thing, he whipped it out and pissed on the field as play continued.

As Al Khor lines up for a corner kick, Busacca stands up at the edge of the penalty box letting his own jet stream hydrate the lawn. Maybe he was tired of the players flopping around and wanted to make sure they wouldn’t, at least on one square foot patch of grass.

The Qatar officials are investigating the incident, although it seems pretty evident from here that he’s straight up peeing on the field.

[Ekstra Bladet]

15
Sep
09

What Happened to Just Giving a High-5?

344666Honduran soccer players Brayan Beckeles and Orlin Peralta got together after scoring a goal in a league game to celebrate. According to Beckeles the cameraman just got a weird angle, making it look like they are kissing. After all, as Beckeles told a local newspaper, “I am a man.”

Sure, that’s not being disputed. However, you are clearly kissing your teammate.

[Football 365]




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