The Slanch Report

Here’s two images submitted by some readers for your enjoyment, feel free to throw in your own captions as well.

Along the same lines as that guy blatantly staring at Heidi Watney’s ass, here’s one that’s slightly less subtle.

Uh, Mike, that better be a roll of quarters in your pocket...

I love that this is a two man team and both are taking the time to enjoy the view. I mean do their job. Yeah, that’s what they’re doing, working…

And from Monday’s Red Sox game, here is a picture of as-of-this-moment-still-Red-Sox Manny Ramirez after making an out. I’m not sure exactly what is going on here, but it looks like Manny ate Papa Smurf…