The Slanch Report

As if living in Toledo Ohio wasn’t bad enough, now comes this sad tale from the Glass City Boxing gym. It seems that sometime on Sunday sneakers snuck into the gym and managed to steal the actual ring, posts and all. Now what someone is doing with an entire ring set-up is not clear to me, nor the motives behind such a maneuver, but I am able to applaud their panache. Tom Urbina, the gym’s trainer was less excited by the theft saying that upcoming boxing shows may have to be canceled. Meanwhile, some dude’s basement just became a whole lot cooler.