The LPGA has recently seen an influx of interest in their events; it seems that they are moving away from the butch lesbian era and into a more fan (read: man) friendly lipstick lesbian era. For example there is Natalie Gulbis with all her FHM “fame”…
But everyone knows her, and frankly, she doesn’t do it for me. Then there is Ms. Anna “Country Club Charlize Theron” Rawson who knows how to get the ball in the hole and she does not have that same problem.
and of course this classic photo of MILF-y Christie Kerr…
But now there is a new addition, meet, Paula Creamer, she really knows how to milk the crowd to excitement and happy times. I say new, but she may have been playing pro golf for years, I have no idea but she’s new to me! Either way it doesn’t change her cute-factor.
For my money, Anna Rawson is definitely the hottest. None of this is going to get me close to watching golf or particularly women’s golf, but, it is nice to know that these women are out there. Golf is a pretty well-paying occupation and I’m more than willing to provide humor and fun-times to any of these women whom I’m sure are anxious for the opportunity. Hit that contact me button up top ladies and let’s make it happen!
The Slanch Report 
That takes golf to a whole new level for sure. Are all of these woman, really golfers or ?
im pretty sure they are all women, they are definitely all golfers, and anna rawson definitely would be into me if she met me… i mean right? im handsome, debonair and a blogger, what more could a famous and probably successful golfer woman want?
wow, anna rawson does look like charlize theron. that being said, i’m sure you don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell.
hey slanch, what’s a “snowball’s chance in hell”?
According to a message board that I trolled upon one late eve, .0064593% is the quantified chance of said snowball in hell.
But I haven’t seen that number verified anywhere so I wouldn’t bet the farm on it. I would however wager a Mercury Cougar, or 1700 Razor scooters. So gamblers take heed and remember to tip the dealer.
Dear Slanch,
This article was both witty and informative.
That is a impressive combination which, coupled with the fact that you touched my junk last night while demonstrating the ‘slanch clamp”, will surely keep me coming back for more.
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Makuck, officially it is actually termed the slanch clanch and its effects are devestating. Glad to have you aboard though. Refreshments and crudite are in the green room.
very nice!