Posts Tagged ‘Jessica Alba

12
Aug
09

Baron Davis’ Laptop Gets Got

121108_alba_400X400Baron Davis has been the victim of laptop theft and his lawyers are getting out ahead of any possible use of the “private images” that were on the computer. Davis’ attorneys sent out letters threatening legal action to various news outlets if they use any of the personal photos, video or audio on the computer. According to the lawyers the photos and videos  “depict, among other things, a variety of private images of our client, his associates and his colleagues,” wrote lawyer William J. Briggs, II. Davis “had a reasonable expectation of enjoying total privacy with regard to the images,” Briggs added.

Considering Baron’s longtime friendship with his high school teammate Cash Warren — better known as Mr. Jessica Alba — I can only hope that there are thousands upon thousands of naked pictures of her on the computer and that someone is willing to buck the lawyers and deliver them to the world.

Please?

[The Smoking Gun]

24
Sep
08

Jessica Alba in a Bikini! Oh, and Baron Davis

Because who doesn’t love to see new MILF Jessica Alba in a bikini! Baron Davis wishes he was in as good shape as Alba. It looks more like HE had the baby rather than she. Anyways, here’s the two of them, along with Alba’s husband and some other rando girl playing around on the beach. Who knew Alba was so athletic?!?

"C'mon Baron don't be scared of the water..." "I don't WANNA! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"

"C'mon Baron, don't be scared of the water..." "I DON'T WANNA! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"

"Hey where did my feet go? WHO STOLE MY FEET!"

"Wait where did my feet go? WHO STOLE MY FEET!"

[Pop Sugar]




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