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25
Feb
09

Olympic Hottie Doppelgangers

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Here are two doppelgangers from this past Olympics that I kept meaning to put up, but being forgetful, have forgotten until now. Up first is Jenna Randall, British synchronized swimming hottie and her doppelganger, Laguna Beach’s Kristen Cavallieri who is also hot, if vapid. Not that I ever watched Laguna Beach…

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Then there is the super hot track star Lolo Jones who shares a likeness with former Office and soon to be on the new spinoff Parks and Recreation actress Rashida Jones. Interestingly, Rashida Jones is also the daughter of Quincy Jones and has played at least 3 different characters named Karen on TV shows. Lolo can beat me in a race; probably.

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21
Jan
09

A Post-Inaugural Doppelganger

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Ric Flair was one of the most famous, most successful wrestlers of all-time, known for his boa topped costumes, his high flying acrobatic work off the ropes and his signature “WOOOOOOOOOOO.” Finishing his career with 16 title “wins” across multiple wrestling leagues, Flair was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2008. Joe Biden yesterday took the oath of office for the Vice-Presidency, taking a 30+ year career in Washington and subjugating himself for the next 8 years to the office about which John Adam famously said, “My country has in its wisdom contrived for me the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived.” Despite their seemingly many differences, the team men share quite the resemblance.

As ever, check out the rest of our awesome doppelgangers HERE, and be sure to exercise your franchise and VOTE in the poll below so that these doppelgangers can join the others.

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20
Jan
09

A Scrub Suns/Scrub Actress Doppelganger

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So, this one might be a stretch, but I think it’s pretty good, I guess the only way to determine for certain is through voting in the poll below.

Louis Amundson is an uninspiring bench player for the Phoenix Suns, averaging a robust 3.6 ppg, in 11 minutes per game, the second year player has done little to prove his worth in the league, but he does manage to keep the bench nice and warm. He even managed to reach a new career high in points last night, with 13! Way to go!Maggie Gyllenhall is an uninspiring actress who manages to do little, even in major blockbusters like The Dark Knight, opting instead to let others do the heavy lifting of actually acting. I think they are proper doppelgangers. Of course, for all the other fun doppelgangers, check out the link here, and please please vote in the poll below to let these doppelgangers join their friends.

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19
Dec
08

An All Kevin Doppelganger

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It makes me endlessly unhappy that I even know who Kevin Federline is, the man has done nothing worthwhile in his life besides turning Britney from someone who someday was going to get the honor of boning me, into someone for whom the privilege is no longer available. I’m certain she’s distraught by this. Or at least should be. Then there is Kevin Love, rookie forward for the Minnesota Timberwolves. He’s at least sorta accomplished things, I mean, he got drafted and everything, and he gets to play for Kevin McHale, so that’s something! The two men share a definite resemblance I believe. Although, they also share that resemblance with the majority of white guys who think they are down with hip-hop culture, right down to the silly line beard things that no one except David Ortiz looks good with. What do you think dear readers, is it just me or do you agree as well? Make sure to vote in the poll below so they can either move on to the next level, the illustrious doppelganger page or should be dumped in the trash heap. And as ever, check out the rest of the doppelgangers here.

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11
Dec
08

A Terminator Met Doppelganger

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In the first Terminator movie, Michael Biehn gets sent back in time by his best friend John Connors to protect Connors’ mother, (and then ultimately nails Connors’ mom and becomes his best friend’s dad, because that’s not totally weird,) from a Terminator machine that is trying to kill Sarah Connors. David Wright, even with his chipmunk voice is one of the most marketable players in baseball, in addition to being incredibly good on the field. Earning his second straight Gold Glove/Silver Slugger combo pack while being by all accounts a stand-up guy and possibly nailing Erin Andrews. He’s why I like Mets games. Also, David Wright is one of those people who looks incredibly weird to me whenever he doesn’t have a baseball hat on, like his head is kind of weird shaped without the hat on. At least to me. Anyhoo, the two share quite the resemblance, as pointed out by reader youppi, and so, for your doppelganger enjoyment, check ’em out and then vote in the poll below so that these doppels can join the other doppelgangers we’ve assembled HERE.

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24
Nov
08

A Office Giant’s Olympian Doppelganger

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Whilst watching the Giants game yesterday and seeing a picture of Eli Manning, one of my roommates noticed the uncanny resemblance that Eli Manning shares with John Krasinski of The Office and Michael Phelps. I couldn’t agree more. Even more alike is the sheer awkwardness that both Phelps and Manning produce whenever they speak in person, when it always seems both are speaking in public for the first time ever. Make sure that you vote in the poll below to cast your opinion to see if this doppelganger pairing can join the illustrious ranks of the other doppelgangers that are gathered together here.

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27
Oct
08

An “Oh Face” Doppelganger

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In 1999 I saw a sneak preview of Office Space at the Copley Mall movie theater. There were about 10 people in the theater and my friend and I managed to sit in front of a GIGANTIC fat man who guffawed and hooted throughout the entire movie, making pithy comments like “totally!” and making it impossible to follow or enjoy the movie. I had to see it again a year later to figure out if I liked the movie or not. Of course, one of the most often imitated and repeated parts from that movie is the “oh face” moment. Joe Blanton last night showed off his pitching prowess, his power bat with his first career home run and of course, his dirty pine-tar stained hat. Both Joe Blanton and Greg Pitts (the guy who played the “oh face” guy) share quite the resemblance I (and commenter the roomate) believe. Don’t agree? Think I’m a genius? Make sure you vote in the poll below and as ever, go to see all the doppelgangers thus far assembled here.

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22
Oct
08

A Marshmellowy Doppelganger

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As the Rays prepare for their first World Series win tonight, senior advisor Don Zimmer has been hanging around the team, throwing batting practice and just being a part of the scene, helping the players adjust to the momentous occasion. Having been a part of 6 World Champions already, Zim is anxious to get that 7th ring. In 1984 Dan Ackroyd and Harold Ramis changed the world forever with the movie Ghostbusters. I don’t think I’m revealing any spoilers by saying that at the end of the movie a giant Stay Puft Marshmellow Man attacks the city until the Ghostbusters are able to foil him and save the day. As ever, check out the rest of our doppelgangers here, and please vote in the poll below.

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25
Sep
08

Yertle Doppelganger

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This one is a little bit pushing it, but the picture of Torre was just too good for me to pass up. So, here is a Joe Torre, Yertle the Turtle doppelganger mashup. Lemme know what you think in the comments section below. And, as ever, go here for all my doppelgangers.

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19
Sep
08

A Raiding Leprechaun Doppelganger

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I see this terrifying picture of Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis and I all I can think of is the titular villain from Leprechaun. This picture of him and future lame-duck coach Lane Kiffin is simply terrifying. Of course check out all the other fun doppelgangers here, and if you disagree leave a comment below, all opinions will be heard!

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09
Sep
08

An Iron-Man Doppelganger

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Cal Ripken revolutionized the shortstop position, proving that power hitting, big athletic guys could play a position usually reserved for light-hitting glovemen. Without him, players like A-Rod, Nomar, Jeter, Tulowitzki, hell, even Khalil Greene would never have played at the majors at shortstop, having long been moved to third or the outfield. Tom Colicchio is the head judge on Top Chef, which means he probably gets to blaze with Padma Lakshmi whenever he wants. I would never suggest that the in-his-prime Cal Ripken looks like Colicchio, but the latter day, let-himself-go Ripken clearly likes eating food, and Colicchio makes food! It’s almost too perfect! Please make sure to vote in the poll below to see if these doppelgangers can move on to the magical land of the permanent Doppelganger page here.

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08
Sep
08

A Stiff Roddick Doppelganger

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Andy Roddick is one of the best tennis players in the world, he fires out ridiculously fast 120+ MPH serves and he’s engaged to a fine woman named Brooklyn. Sean William Scott made a career out of being a jock-y party boy without much in his head besides the next beer and the next girl to attempt. Once briefly everywhere, he hasn’t been seen doing much work recently, something we can all appreciate. Add in the fact that Scott’s most memorable role, Stifler, and Roddick both have inherent male genitalia references within their names and I know we’ve got a winner. Reader Youppi sent along this pairing and the resemblance is remarkable so check it out, vote in the poll below and see our other fine doppelgangers here.

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