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Feb
09

Fake Boobs Could Ruin Boxing


Sarah Blewden is a 25 year old Briton who, after taking up boxing as an activity to keep her fit, discovered that she had a talent for the sweet science. Unfortunately for her, the Amateur Boxing Association of England won’t let her try her hands out in the ring because she has breast implants.

“International rules forbid anyone with breast implants continuing to box because of risk of damage to the breast tissue,” said Tony Attwood, chairman of the ABAE. “The natural breast tissue is pushed forward in front of the implant and it is this that is more at risk.”

Blewden of course, dismisses that as hogwash, also adding that she’d have no issue paying to repair any damage that might be caused to her delightful 32C speedbags. I hope this issue gets settled, although I also hope Blewden doesn’t take any blows to the face, it’d be a shame to see someone so pretty get marred. Besides, I’m sure the fans of boxing wouldn’t mind seeing an athlete whose enhancement isn’t performance enhancing…

[Telegraph]


1 Response to “Fake Boobs Could Ruin Boxing”


  1. 1 Royce Badwin
    December 30, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    What a pity! She could give female boxing a great boost, especially with the upcoming Olympic games in London. It certainly isn’t going to get one from any of the pigs currently in the amateur and professional limelight!


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