21
Jan
09

Ram It All Night!


Unfortunately, in this new era of invasive internet media and the blogosphere there is simply no way that teams will make embarrassingly awful rap videos anymore. It’s a huge shame, because the sheer comedic value of these videos far outweighs anything else. Take for instance this incredibly erotic Los Angeles Rams video from the early 80s. I don’t know who was the smart person who thought this video needed to be made, but goddamn am I glad they did. This video is simply amazing, not to mention incredibly bizarre. Why does a football team want to “Ram it all night long?” I’d think they’d get tired. Unless they mean something else… Make sure you pay attention to #21, he really puts his all into the performance.

[The Airing of Grievances]


1 Response to “Ram It All Night!”


  1. 1 youppi
    January 21, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    “i like to ram it, as you can see. nobody likes ramming, any more than me.”

    I feel like no one read the rap before they sang it. Like someone just wrote down the crappiest lines and someone asked “should we look over this first” and the guy was all “nope, it’s good to go! Let’s Ram it TODAY!”

    fin.


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