While trying to run his charity event, “Do the Wright Thing” at the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square, David Wright was mobbed by a cougar. Actually, many of them, most of them from Jersey and according to the NY Post, these “trashy-looking” women also had “bad 80s hair.”
David was forced to try and maintain order, telling the women, “Ladies, calm down! Please, relax.” It didn’t stop Wright from being attacked or the kids in front of the women being pushed down.
Goddamn he’s marketable.
The Slanch Report 
way to scare the shit out of me.
nice.
Can we say bro-mance?
yes you can. slanch loves him some d_wright and his mass-marketability. if only he didn’t have a midget-voice, he’d be all over every product ever.