Posts Tagged ‘Sexual Assault

13
Mar
09

Are You F’ing Kidding Me?!?!

Marko Jaric, who we already looked at for his ineptitude on the court, likely caused by his marriage to the ridiculously incredibly hot Adriana Lima, is now being investigated for an OFF-court infraction, sexual assault. Allegedly, Jaric assaulted a Philadelphia women when the Grizzlies were in town playing the 76’ers on March 7th.

What the fuck Jaric? First off, assaulting a woman is never OK, but when you have a SUPERMODEL AT HOME! What the hell man, how greedy are you? I can guarantee that any NBA groupie doesn’t match up to your insanely hot wife, so why even bother. You were engaged to Lima, who was an avowed virgin, so presumably you were able to restrain yourself (or banged every girl available in the interim), but now you have the opportunity to bed your wife, do so. Why stray? If you can’t treat Adriana right, give me a chance! I’m a blogger with a heart of gold and on the Internet I talk a big game so…

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