Posts Tagged ‘Lebron James



13
Mar
09

Oh Man, LeBron is SOOOOOOOO GOOD

Not content with his third straight triple-double, LeBron felt it important to up his game a little, for example, when Jason Richardson tries to take it to the house on a fast break with a fancy 360 dunk, LeBron comes out of nowhere and blocks it. Awesome. AWESOME. AWWWWWWEEEESSSSSOOMMMMMME!

13
Mar
09

Hey LeBron, Buy Us a Chipotle for No Reason!

Remember Casey Weber, the high schooler who made the 90 foot shot for Dayton Christian High School, well, ESPN, after probably reading about him here, sent a camera crew to check out Weber, who for a local TV crew made another 80 foot shot during a practice. Now, he and his high school team are challenging LeBron James to a contest.

The DCHS team issued a formal challenge to LeBron saying, “Hey, LeBron, anytime, anyplace!” The contest would be the first player to make a full-court shot wins. If Weber does it, the team wants LeBron to buy them a burrito restaurant, of course, they don’t mention what’s in it for LeBron if (when) he wins. My guess is the kids ain’t buying HIM a restaurant. But I love the balls on these kids, after all, LeBron is rich why wouldn’t he just want to buy these kids a Chipotle just cuz right? (I’m assuming it’s a Chipotle because A) it’s Dayton, Ohio and I doubt there are any good real Mexican places, B) They’re high schoolers and Chipotle is the pinnacle of their lives currently.)

[SI]

10
Mar
09

Paul Pierce Doesn’t Like Your Laundry

The Celtics scored a big victory over the Cavaliers last week, maintaining their dominance of the Eastern Conference and reminding the Cavs just who the defending champs were. After the game, a visibly fired up Paul Pierce started hi-fiving all the fans sitting courtside, except of course for the little kid wearing his LeBron jersey. I love it.

[Youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OLy3dNl2QA]

05
Mar
09

Like Stepping on a Wet Duck

And for good measure, to show the joy of the NBA, here’s LeBron ripping a fart at Anderson Varejao. I’m sorry, say it’s crass, a good fart brings a smile to everyone’s face. Look at how happy it makes LeBron!

[Red’s Army]

04
Feb
09

This LeBron Guy is Pretty Good

During last night’s Cavaliers/Raptors game LeBron James scored 33 points, pushing his NBA total over 12,000 points, making him the youngest and fastest to ever reach that point, beating Kobe Bryant by a YEAR! Wow.

“He’s still going to get better,” Cavs coach Mike Brown said. “That’s the scary thing.”

Yeah it is. They may need to create a whole new record book just for LeBron…

[Yahoo]

15
Jan
09

That LeBron Guy Isn’t Half-Bad At Basketball

One of my friends is from Ohio and is the biggest, and only, Cavaliers fan that I know. Among my friend’s many great stories is that, as a senior in high school, his varsity team played against an 8th grade LeBron James, who schooled my friend, and dunked on him, twice. As an 8th grader. That’s what this video makes me think of. Sure, it’s a little hokey and the GQ staff are slightly toolsy, but hey, if I were gonna play with LeBron in a pickup basketball game I’d probably be the same way.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

[Geno’s World]

29
Oct
08

LeBron James is a Freak of Nature

You cannot contain him. Here he is throwing up a posterizing move in the first game of the season. Look out league.

04
Sep
08

Lebron Gets Horsed

The video is a little long, but here is Lebron James losing in HORSE to a balding factory worker. Think MJ ever lost a game like that?

[Fan IQ]

13
Aug
08

See Anything You Like Lebron?

The fellas over at The Big Lead came up with this great photo of the US men’s basketball team taking some time off to watch Michael Phelps go for gold medals number 10 and 11. Lebron doesn’t seem to be paying too much attention to the action on the water though, seemingly distracted by something else… It’s nice to see that even after being an international superstar and having had NBA groupies hanging off him for years that Lebron maintains a healthy appetite. He truly is a phenomenal athlete.

In other news the Olympics organizers have stocked 100,000 condoms in preparation, the US basketball team has so far gone through 64,453. There are 11 days to go.

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