The Lingerie Football League is getting underway, and the New England franchise, the Euphoria recently picked their “players.” I don’t have much more to add her other than I would really appreciate a media pass for the locker room. Also, when is shower time?
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When your team goes 0-16, becoming the first team in the history of the NFL to finish the season completely defeated, you’re probably anxious to change EVERYTHING in hopes that something will lead to a win. Case in point; the Detroit Lions are changing their logo, so look out league!
While the Lions haven’t announced the official change, the NFL is well-aware of it, since on the NFL.com store they have items with the new logo on it available for sale. At least for a little while, the NFL hurriedly took down the items in question earlier today, but not before the Detroit News got some screengrabs. So, below check out the new MORE FEROCIOUS Lions logo (left) compared to the old one (right) as they look to steamroll the league next year with their 1-15 record.
23
Mar
09
QB Scrambles One Last Time
Former Lions quarterback William “Jeff” Komlo died in a car accident on March 14 in Greece after being on the lam for the past 4 years. After failing to show up for sentencing on two drunk-driving convictions in Pennsylvania in June of 2005. Among his other problems at the time was another warrant seeking Komlo for an alleged assault on his girlfriend, cocaine possession and he was also being investigated for suspicious fires at two of his homes. So, he was doing pretty well…
Police officials in Pennsylvania initially worried that this was a case of Komlo trying to evade capture by faking his death, but late last week stated that the evidence satisfied them that Komlo was indeed dead. If he isn’t dead, he should resign with the Lions, they could use someone with that kind of scrambling ability…
23
Mar
09
This Kid Has Game
This video isn’t new, but it’s new to me, and hopefully you too. Here is Cody Paul, apparently an 8 year old when this was taped in ’07, demolishing his opponents in Pee-Wee football in California. Sure, it’s kid sports, but this kid has some serious moves, I have to believe that he already has like 6 scholarship offers from all the big football schools, they gotta get their hooks in him early. If they can catch up with him that is…
20
Mar
09
TMI From USC Radio Man
Announcers should never be the story, unless they have some serious sexual hang-ups, (nod, Marv Albert) so this story about USC radio football play-by-play man Pete Arbogast is pretty useless; but hey, it’s a slow day today and everyone else is paying attention to college basketball…
While on some internet radio show called the LuvCh@t, hosted by famed broadcaster Jim “The Poorman” Trenton, Arbogast decided to talk about the size of his junk, his favorite sexual positions and getting ass on the road, all within the first few minutes of the chat.
The show, sponsored by ExtenZe and a sex-toy company also interviewed Arbogast’s wife who came on inexplicably with their teenage son to discuss her and her husband’s sex life. When asked what the Mrs. Arbogast’s favorite position was, ever the gentleman, her husband interrupts and says “Let’s just say it’s a number.” Gee thanks for the information Dad! Now if you don’t mind, I’m gonna go burn my brain with acid in an attempt to rid myself of that image…
Tom Brady and his wife/girlfriend/hottest-chick-in-the-world “buddy” Gisele Bundchen arrived in her hometown of Horizontina in Brazil to attend her grandfather’s 83rd birthday celebration. Brady is there to also meet much of her extended family for the first time, I bet he makes a nice impression, he’s such a good polite boy, plus there’s the huge paycheck, international renown and of course, the butt-chin…
Don’t worry Patriots fans, while this may be their “honeymoon,” Tom is still finding time to work out at a local gym.
I’m more interested in figuring out how to be reincarnated as this soft-serve ice cream cone that Gisele is enjoying as she and Tom are sitting in a car.
Someday…
[NC Buy]
14
Mar
09
He’s Bringing Sexy Back
Andre Smith lost himself tens of millions of dollars when he abandoned the NFL draft combine without notice and then had an uninspiring workout for scouts at the University of Alabama pro day. Once considered one of the top 5 picks, now it is likely that the big left tackle Smith won’t be picked in the top 10-15, losing millions of guaranteed dollars in the process. One of the big knocks against him has been that he has shown up out of shape and with a poor work ethic, leading many talent evaluators to wonder if making such a large investment in him is wise. I can’t imagine why they think he’s out of shape, when he runs it’s hypnotic…
[Brahsome]
11
Mar
09
Dr. Phil Turns the Tables
For those of you who are too busy to watch Dr. Phil, you might have missed seeing Monday’s episode about gold digger women. As part of the show, Indianapolis Colts All-Pro defensive end Dwight Freeney pretended to be a limo driver for two of the female guests as part of an experiment.
Subtly trying to ask them out, Freeney, signed to the largest defensive player contract in the NFL, a $76 million contract, was turned down rudely by both women.
“What’s the show about?” he asks, once they are comfortably settled in the car.
“Gold diggers,” Baje replies in a bored tone.
“Rich people are sexy. They have that swag,” Michelle says.
“Guys who really have it, they don’t have to be on Front Street. They don’t have to overdo it. They don’t have to prove anything to anybody,” Baje explains.
“You guys going out tonight?” the driver asks. “Going out with anybody?”
“By ourselves. I usually don’t go to the club with guys, because that kind of defeats the purpose,” Baje says.
“What would be the benefit of you going out with us? Do you know owners of clubs so we can just walk in?” Michelle asks. “Do you want to be my bodyguard?”
Freeney, who is single, understands that there are plenty of gold digging people out there and said that he needs to be mindful of them. “Yeah, it becomes a concern, and it kind of changes your lifestyle,” he said. “As a guy, you want to go out there and find someone who’s genuine, somebody who likes you for you.”
No wonder Tom Brady rushed to put a ring on Gisele; according to Page 6, during the Carnival celebrations in Rio while Tommy boy was rehabbing his knee his favorite little receiver Wes Welker was down there partying it up with Gisele. Wes was all up in Gisele’s private box suite, even sambaing with her! Tom must have gotten worried that Welker’s southern porn ‘stache might have stolen Gisele away hence the marriage.
Still, well played Tom.
[NY Post]
24
Feb
09
Everybody OUT of the Pool
Jarron Gilbert is a defensive lineman from that hotbed of football talent San Jose State, right now he’s projected to be a second or third round pick. That may change after people see this video. Explosiveness is nice in a D-lineman, strength is nice, athleticism is nice, and so here is Jarron jumping out of a pool onto the ground.
Awesome.
I know all my readers are jonesing desperately for some good grainy footage of Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin as a college wide receiver playing for William and Mary and I live to serve, so, here you go!
There, isn’t life better now!
[Fan IQ]
10
Feb
09
Snoop Knows How to Party
Snoop Dogg was in Tampa for the Super Bowl and to coach his Snoop Youth Football team and to enjoy the Super Bowl. After the game, Snoop enjoyed himself partying it up with some of the Steelers and their hangers-on. Also, call me crazy but I think Snoop might be, shhhhhh, high… Look at his eyes, I think he might have tried weed for the first time! I wonder if Snoop is ever turned away from a party or if he can just show up anywhere at any time, after all, how do you say no to Snoop?
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