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21
Jul
09

Just Saying, I Know What I’m Talking About

On July 10th, I called in to WEEI, Boston’s sports radio to discuss potential trade targets for the Red Sox. At the time I suggested they ignore going after Roy Halladay and instead concentrate, now or in the off-season on prying Adrian Gonzalez off the Padres. I also posted about it here. On the radio the hosts curtly got off the phone with me, saying that I was being ridiculous and making no sense; well Hall of Famer Peter Gammons, one of the most respected names in baseball agrees with me as he says in his latest article on ESPN:

Considering Boston’s young pitching and the Padres’ lack of it (although 21-year-old right-hander Mat Latos threw 96 mph Sunday), a multi-prospect deal for Adrian Gonzalez makes sense for both teams. The Padres’ ownership is worried about the public perception if the team were to trade away Gonzalez. Fans? What fans?

Now, this isn’t to say Gammo is always right, but the fact that I’m on the same wavelength as him, and considering his sources and contacts within the Red Sox organization, I’d say I’m just a wee bit justified in saying to WEEI that I know more than they do.

21
Jul
09

Omar Vizquel, Kind of a Weird Dude

omarkangarooWe’ve seen Omar Vizquel’s prowess with the glove on the field and his “skill” with a paintbrush but I was never prepared for this little item in a notebook from Phil Rogers;  “Rangers infielder Omar Vizquel has three pet kangaroos at his home in Seattle.”

The marsupials don’t spend all their time at his home, he apparently brought them to the clubhouse last week. No word on whether or not Frank Francisco went a couple rounds boxing with them…

[Chicago Tribune via With Leather]

21
Jul
09

The Mets Want Your Booty

ggOn July 25 and 26 the New York Mets want to let their fans come and meet some of the greats from Mets teams past, but Ron Swoboda don’t come free, you better bring some gold. In partnership with USCOINS.com, who are one of the team’s sponsors, fans can come early to the game, check out the Modell Clubhouse and meet former Mets such as Mookie Wilson, Ed Kranepool, Swoboda, George Foster and Darryl Strawberry.

More importantly for USCOINS’ mindset, the fans can bring their gold items to trade in for cash. As the press release says, “Don’t miss this opportunity to sell your valuables and meet the Mets,” because THERE’S a deal worth paying right now…

In order to get in to the event you must have at least $300 in merchandise and there will be screeners on hand to assess your items before allowing admission. I would love to be outside the gate when someone gets turned away, that has to be the saddest moment in a person’s life.

[SNYimag]

20
Jul
09

They’re Still All Smaller Than John Kruk

*Jul 19 - 00:05*As part of the festivities for their “Bellies and Baseball: A Salute to Pregnancy” promotion, the Brooklyn Cyclones held a Lamaze class in centerfield before Sunday nights game. They also had a run/walk around the bases, a throwing of a ceremonial first pitch by women in their third trimester, and instead of the 7th inning stretch, held the 7th inning stretch marks on the field.

The team also said that any expectant mom who gave birth at the game or names her child “Brooklyn” or “Cy” gets free season tickets for life. Not a bad deal!

In addition the team also featured special “craving stations” with pickles, ice cream and anchovy pizza.

The Cyclones won 2-1.

[NY Daily News]

20
Jul
09

Watch Out for When Chewie Gets the Munchies for Scooby Snacks

I don’t know where this video is from, it appears to be from one of the Red Sox minor league affiliates, but which one is a mystery to me. Not as much a mind-boggler as why Chewbacca is riding around with the gang from Scooby Doo in the Mystery Machine, but then, what do I know, I’m just a lowly blogger…

20
Jul
09

Tavarez Gets Dumped by 600 Pounder

andy_fat_girlWhen Julian Tavarez signed with the Washington Nationals he dropped this great quote about what it was like signing with them:

Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you’re just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It’s 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.

Well, what does it feel like when you get unceremoniously dumped by that same 600 pounder? After a month where he went 8 1/3 IP with a 7.56 ERA and a 3.00 WHIP with opposing batters hitting .521 off him over that span, Julian was designated for assignment following Sunday’s depressing 11-3 loss to the Cubs.

I’ve been in this situation before,” Tavarez said. “It’s just tough. I haven’t been able lately to do my job. Just a lot of up-and-down this year. This doesn’t surprise me. There are a lot of young arms down there, they had to make some changes, and they’re going to bring some young kids over here. They have to get this ready for next year.”

This makes it at least the 3rd straight team that has DFA’d Tavarez, with the Nats following the example of the Brewers and Red Sox before them.

[Washington Post]

18
Jul
09

Cleveland Rocks! (at Bobbleheads)

Surfin' SizemoreI would like very much to meet and shake the hand of the person in charge of promotions for the Cleveland Indians because he or she has an amazing sense of great bobbleheads. First we saw 80’s Shin-Soo Choo, then there was the Rick “Wild Thing” Vaughn one, and now, as part of “Beach Weekend,” for all fans in attendance at Saturday’s game comes the Surfin’ Sizemore bobblehead.

Since Grady Sizemore was born in Seattle, I’m not sure exactly how much surfing he has done, but that’s neither here nor there. Same with having “Beach Weekend” in Cleveland, which is probably the last place I’d think of when contemplating sandy white beaches…

Regardless, this is the 3rd incredibly awesome bobblehead they’ve had this year; I seriously may need to move to Cleveland. SO GOOD!

[Cleveland Indians]

18
Jul
09

Don’t Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out

BASEBALL/So long to Julio Lugo, your tenure as a Red Sox ended with 42 errors in 2+ seasons and he was miserably inefficient. Not quite as miserably inefficient as Theo has been at finding a shortstop, but Theo is big enough to admit and rectify a mistake and that’s what I like to see in a general manager. Here’s some of what he had to say regarding the decision to designate Lugo for assignment.

I think ownership has been consistent that we’ll do what we need to do to put the best possible team on the field and the sunk cost is the sunk cost,” said Red Sox general manager Theo Epstein. “We’re sorry it didn’t work out better with Julio, obviously, but keeping him on the team wasn’t going to change that. Sometimes the best organizations admit their mistakes and move on, and that’s what we’re doing here.

This was one of the free-agent signings that didn’t work out and we ended up paying for past performance, not current performance. That’s the definition of a mistake, and as the decision maker, that’s on me. We’ll just move on and try to make better decisions going forward.

I think it’s just a matter of putting our best team on the field. That’s really the motivation behind it, and Jed Lowrie ready to be recalled [Saturday], Nick Green playing well and out of options, it felt like those two would be our best combination for the shortstop position at this point.

It started out poorly from before Day One. He called us over the winter after we signed him and he said he had a sickness or a stomach issue, a pretty bad issue, where he lost like 15 pounds. When he showed up, he lacked a lot of strength and some quickness, but particularly the strength, it was gone. [That] got him off on the wrong foot and was never with us the player that he was in Tampa Bay.

We tried a lot of things to get the best out of him. We did win a World Series with him as our everyday shortstop and he did make a lot of contributions to that world championship. That’s not to be lost in the mix, but, obviously, we’d be fudging the truth to say it worked out the way we envisioned it. [He] just never got on track here. [He] never really got locked in and comfortable and never played even close to the way we expected.

When you dabble in free agency, sometimes these things happen. That’s kind of the nature of the beast. We’re trying to grow the organization to the point where we don’t have to ever get a free agent. We’re probably closer to that point now then we were two or three offseasons ago. It’s a lesson learned for sure.

So, do the Mets sign him now or wait until he hits waivers? I mean, he’s Latino, overpriced and inept, sounds like a CLASSIC Omar Minaya signing.

[MLB]

16
Jul
09

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16
Jul
09

Fox Blows it With Their Whorish Ways

I don’t watch crappy television, so I’ve never seen Fringe on Fox, they however are desperate to try and get me to by putting a subtle plug for it in last night’s All Star game. When President Obama threw the ceremonial first pitch, they added in a blatant advertisement for the show.

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That creepy bald dude is apparently some character on Fringe called “The Observer,” nicely done Fox, you just guaranteed I will never EVER watch that show. Now THAT’S marketing!

[The Sporting News]

16
Jul
09

Softball Coach Gets a Raw Deal

92587After guiding his Walkersville High softball team to the 2A Western Region title this spring, Brad Young hosted a post-season cookout and pool party for his team. Several of the parents brought some beer to the party and that led to Young being dismissed from his position for violating his school district’s regulations prohibiting alcohol at any school function.

Although none of the players or Young were drinking or had access to the alcohol and none of the adults were or became intoxicated, Young received a letter from the school board informing him they were relieving him of his position.
Some of the girls parents have, in turn, stepped up on behalf of the team’s coach.

Bob McNally, father of two players on this year’s team, said he brought beer to the team function at Young’s home, unaware it would be a school system policy violation for the coach to permit it at a team party.

“None of the students had access to alcohol or were drinking,” McNally said in a phone interview Monday. “The girls simply had a lot of fun. And Brad (Young) did not drink. In no way shape or form did any parents or school employee put any of the students in jeopardy or do anything illegal or immoral.”

McNally described Young as a “great role model for those kids,” and “a mentor who gives 150 percent” for the students-athletes in his charge.

“It wasn’t an intentional violation,” NcNally said. “The punishment doesn’t fit the crime.”

Seems to me that this coach got totally shafted, the parents admit it wasn’t him, that he wasn’t drinking and that he’s a great role-model. I think the school board had better reinstate him and soon, because he’s getting totally boned.

[Frederick News-Post]

15
Jul
09

“Dad Told Me to Do It”

hstreaker“Dad told me to do it.” That’s the reason a 14-year old boy (not pictured) gave to police after being arrested for running on the field at a Charlotte Knights minor league game on Saturday. Thanks to a beach bag give-away, post-game fireworks and the Gwinnett Braves there was a larger than usual crowd on hand for the excitement. After being led away by the police, the boy told them that his father, Jeffrey Richards, had dared him to do it and even had told him he’d be “a man” if he did. Now THAT’S parenting!

The police then arrested his father as well, charging him with contributing to the delinquency of a minor. The dad was released on bond the next day but his son was held in jail until Tuesday morning when the next session of Family Court convened which absolutely has to suck.

“I said, ‘Boy, if you do, you’d be the man,'” Richards said. “It wasn’t like we went to the rail and helped him over or anything. I think he thought it was going to be funny. He’s more of a prankster than a troublemaker. It’s nothing mean or spiteful. You hate it because there were 9,000 people there. You can’t necessarily slap him on the wrist and let him go back. The sheriff’s office had to do what they had to do.”

Sounds to me like someone just earned an Xbox from his dad in order to try and gloss over having to spend 3 days in jail for a dare.

[Charlotte Observer]




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