Boston’s favorite professional athlete fire-crotch, Brian Scalabrine is a man who lives in the real world. He doesn’t allow imaginary characters to run his, or his families life as this story from fellow bench-warmer Shelden Williams’ Twitter shows.
This is how he explained santa to his lil girls! He took his girls to the tv and said look at dora the explorer now she is not real
Shes a made up character just like santa! I’m not going 2 lie 2 u dora and santa are not real! I was like u didn’t kill ur lil girls dreams
He also said that he told them there is no tooth fairy either!! Kill all their child dreams early scal wow
[Shelden Williams via Red’s Army]
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