Posts Tagged ‘Open Mic

22
Apr
09

“Shit, Give Me a Blowjob. I do the Weather in the Morning.”

I’ve never understood the crowds of people who clamor for college spring football practice information, but it takes all kinds I suppose. If for instance, you were one of the 12 people who decided to tune in to the Southern Mississippi Golden Eagles’ internet broadcast you would have instead heard the studio hosts talking not so much about the game, and more about their desires of banging cheerleaders, as well as dropping an N-bomb, because in Mississippi they LOVE when white guys do that! I particularly enjoy the exchange when one guy says that he humps his bath towels around the 5:45 mark. Classy gents!

Of course, the apology process has already begun

[Every Day Should Be Saturday]




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