Being one of the best soccer players in the world, Cristiano Ronaldo of Manchester United is able to attract a multitude of extremely attractive women like Nereida Gallardo to his bedside. So, it is interesting to read this report from the News of the World where they uncover that his latest ladyfriend, a Brazilian woman named Fernanda turns out to also be a $3,600 call girl in London. I highly recommend reading the full article as it is full of hilarious moments, and also some NSFW images, so be warned.
After receiving a tip from a high-class madame, the News booked an appointment with the busty Brazilian beauty. During the two meetings that the paper booked she:
- OFFERED full sex for £460.
- STRIPPED naked and teasingly gyrated in front of our man.
- SOLD us two grammes of A-Class drug COCAINE.
- PROMISED a three-in-a-bed romp with a Czech hooker.
- PERFORMED a raunchy lesbian show with her. Continue reading ‘Cristiano Ronaldo and the Hooker With a Golden Heart’
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