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09
Feb
09

Dirty Bird Does Dirty Drugs off Dirty Toilet

image_8424680Early Sunday morning, former Atlanta Falcons running back Jamal Anderson, 36, was arrested after an off-duty cop witnessed him snorting cocaine off the toilet in a bar bathroom. Along with Anderson, Mark Daniel Hudson, 20 was in the stall, and a patron of the bar informed the cop that drug use was going on in the bathroom.

“The patron had heard what he thought was sniffing from inside the stall and told the off-duty officer,” police spokesman Otis Redmond said. “The officer went into the restroom, heard the same sniffing and peered over the stall door. He saw Jamal Anderson and Mark Hudson sniffing two lines of powdered cocaine off the back of the toilet.”

image_8424682In addition, Anderson had a joint in his pocket to go along with his little baggie of coke. Here’s my issue, I’ve been to plenty of bars, classy ones and dives, and no matter what, in NONE of those bars would I EVER EVER EVER want to put my face anywhere close to the toilets. In any manner. Snorting cocaine is gross already, but to add doing it off a bar toilet is just hating yourself. That’s gotta be a surefire recipe for getting hepatitis right?

Finally, here is my other question to you Jamal Anderson, you’re a multi-millionaire, you serve as a commentator for ESPN, why in the world are you doing cocaine in a bar bathroom with some rando 20 year old kid? C’mon, at least have it be some hot girl or something so it isn’t as pathetic. I hear Atlanta is CRAWLING with hot ladies, and instead you’re partying with this dude?

[Atlanta Journal-Constitution]




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