Chad Ochocinco (né Johnson) is an endless publicity whore, but when, in seeking said publicity he’s hilarious, I have no problem showcasing him. If you watched this season of HBO’s Hard Knocks, you probably remember Ochocinco talking about how he was going to be coming out with his own brand of condoms. 
Well, via his endlessly amusing Twitter page, Chad showed off what the packaging could look like. While I don’t know that I’d ever trust these, they certainly are more reliable than the David Beckham knock-offs that were found in China.
I don’t know for what, but I’m sure the NFL will find some way to fine Ochocinco over these.
David Beckham is widely considered an attractive helium-voiced man and a Chinese condom manufacturer is taking advantage of that attraction by slapping his face onto their condom boxes. The condom company is saying that using their condoms will help users score in the bedroom like Beckham does on the field. I guess that means that you’ll prance around and then leave the game early with an ankle injury…
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