Brazil is known for her citizens’ excellence on the soccer pitch and for an equal excellence in attractiveness. Case in point, Laisa Andrioli, a 20 year old who plays for the national team and is evidently attracting lots of attention for her moves on and off the field. As someone who played varsity soccer (one year) in high school, I am quite the expert in hot soccer ladies and I feel qualified to say I’m starting to warm up to Laisa. For example:
All right, now I’m intrigued… What else do you have for me, Ms. Andrioli?
Touché.
Brazil has got to have the hottest population in the world right? I mean, everyone I ever see from there is just incredibly good-looking. The only thing that doesn’t make sense is that I’m NOT from there, after all, I’m right there on the attractive scale…
Well then. I’m definitely in love. Looks like ethanol shouldn’t be the biggest export coming out of Brazil anymore. Now we’re starting to get into some risqué territory, I like where this is heading…Then I find out that Laisa has just posed nude for Sexy Magazine, so I guess you know what happens now…
Stick around after the jump for some very NSFW photos, unless you happen to be working at Smut Magazine.
h/t to Fleshbot
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The Slanch Report 
And to think that I played soccer for 5 years without once running into her in the showers.
I work at SMUT, and this is certainly NSFW.
what kind of a blog is this, sir?
Soccer can put as many stars in Playboy as they want and they will never be popular in the states.
I officially have a boner.
Good god I wouldn’t mind getting slide tackled by her.
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I don’t even think I’d mind getting hit in the nuts by her!
Holy fuck, that’s hot.
Talk about an explosive combination here….
Brazilian ladies’ reputation for always looking so smo-o-ookin’ hot not to mention their God-given talent with the soccer ball….
I remember how boys had no choice but to play soccer when I was in Brazil’s elementary school
wow slanch, way to go there. and by go there, i mean resort to putting tits on your blog for traffic.
I got to go to brazil..
giggity giggity giggity giggity gooooooooooooooal!
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eh, I’m not impressed by these broads
She’s so gorgeous i’m gonna have a wank now looking at her.
I’m gonna have a nice long WANK looking at her,than i will go and SHAG my GIRLFRIEND and CCUM all over her GORGEOUS FACE.
wow shes smoking hot and has fine tits and a nice pussy. and not only is she hot she has some fine talent playing with balls!
Yo Slanch, this is due some follow-up…. worried you are losing the sight of the big picture lately….
I can’t agree more. Unfortunately Laisa has seemingly dropped off the planet. I can’t find hide nor hair. I think I left too many rambling messages. But the search continues. I’m like the Indiana Jones of finding hot sports chicks.