Posts Tagged ‘Wim Deetman

06
Jan
09

Being a Fan Can Be Hard…or Flaccid

A Dutch soccer team has taken the extreme step of banning one fan for life from their stadium for taking an illicit photo. The photograph in question (right) features the fan and the former mayor of the Hague, Wim Deetman and of course, the fan’s penis outside his pants.

Fresh off a meeting with the club directors of ADO Den Haag, the unnamed fan met Deetman and asked for a photograph. Ever obliging, Mayor Deetman had no second thoughts, until the photograph was circulated on the internet and he saw it several days later. Deetman has since taken legal action against the fan, although I cannot imagine what kind of recourse he expects, after all, the photo is on the internet forever, also, how has he been truly harmed? It’s not as though the penis is ON Deetman or anything…

ADO Den Haag have found the incident distasteful enough to have banned the fan from their stadium for life. “To us, the incident is now closed,” said chairman Ronald Langenbach.

I for one hope this catches on in the US, I’ll pay big bucks to anyone who can get a similar photo with Joe Girardi, Herm Edwards or Ozzie Guillen.

[Champions 365]




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