Posts Tagged ‘Andy Roddick

12
Nov
08

Roddick’s Bidder Gets Raw Deal on Seeing His Dick

By slanch 5 Comments
Categories: Hot Women, Random and Tennis
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Andy Roddick raised much money for Elton John’s AIDS charities when he offered to conduct an hour tennis lesson in the nude, with the final result coming out to $15,000. Unfortunately, Roddick’s wet-blanket super hot fiancé, model Brooklyn Decker was none too pleased. Friends of hers told Radar that “She is in awe that Andy raised so much for this cause but there’s no way she’s going to let him go through with this.” What a joneser!

Andy Roddick showing how much he is totally whipped posted on his website soon after the auction, “Ok, first and foremost I am not gonna be playing naked tennis ha ha… it was kind of said in jest and the lady who bid on it was really cool afterward.”

Then again, if this were my fiancée I’d listen to whatever she said…

17
Oct
08

Nude Tennis Lessons Anyone?

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Categories: Random and Tennis
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Over the weekend Andy Roddick stepped up and showed just how much he cares about doing charity work. The recently engaged Roddick, (to model Brooklyn Decker, yowzers!) was at Elton John’s Advanta World Team Tennis Smash Hits event to help benefit AIDS research and initially offered a private tennis lesson for the event’s auction. In order to help spark even more bidding, Andy offered to do the coaching shirtless, which as we know is his preferred outfit. Then, to make it all the more interesting Roddick offered to do the lesson completely nude. The bidding went to $15,000.

Who knew Roddick’s raw dick was so valuable.

Lisa Guerrero, who blogged about the event initally poses the most important question, “Wonder what Anna Kournikova could’ve gotten for the same offer?”

[Lisa Guerrero via The Big Lead]

08
Sep
08

A Stiff Roddick Doppelganger

By slanch 1 Comment
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Andy Roddick is one of the best tennis players in the world, he fires out ridiculously fast 120+ MPH serves and he’s engaged to a fine woman named Brooklyn. Sean William Scott made a career out of being a jock-y party boy without much in his head besides the next beer and the next girl to attempt. Once briefly everywhere, he hasn’t been seen doing much work recently, something we can all appreciate. Add in the fact that Scott’s most memorable role, Stifler, and Roddick both have inherent male genitalia references within their names and I know we’ve got a winner. Reader Youppi sent along this pairing and the resemblance is remarkable so check it out, vote in the poll below and see our other fine doppelgangers here.

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