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How Much Do YOU Love Wiffleball?
This guy and his kids LOVE wiffleball the most. Check out this video, not only have they built a totally awesome stadium in their front-lawn, but the guy who built it is kinda hilariously crazy, in a suburban Dad kind of way.
Also, I totally want to play wiffs in that replica Fenway stadium. You guys [...]
Tags: Awesome, Wiffleball, Wiffleball Stadium
At Saturday’s running of the Kentucky Derby the only filly in the race, Eight Belles valiantly raced to second place, but her near-victory was short-lived as in the process she broke both her front ankles and it became necessary to euthanize her on the track immediately. For those of you wondering why it was necessary [...]
Tags: Barbaro, Dandy's, Douches, Eight Belles, Euthanized, Insane People, Kentucky Derby, PETA
Jose Canseco is a douche, we’ve established this, it seems though, that his bad luck continues to follow him. First he gets blackballed by baseball because he can’t hit a fastball or a breaking ball anymore and can’t play in the field, the NERVE! Now, in an attempt to qualify for US Weekly’s “Stars They’re [...]
Tags: Douches, Encino, Encino Man, Fiction, Home Foreclosure, Jose Canseco, Juiced, Vindicated
The United States Navy has a long history of proud service, from its earliest beginnings through today the men in white have served with distinction and valor and done their nation proud. With recruitment numbers down across the board for the military thanks to the never-ending warmongering in Washington, the various armed forces have been [...]
Tags: Dale Earnhardt, Dale Earnhardt Jr, Dumbasses, Nascar, United States Navy
I don’t understand many things about funny car racing, for example, the why, but at least the people in charge of funny cars have realized what it takes to get completely uninterested people, interested.
Her name is Ashley Force. Her dad is a legend of some sort in racing and she defeated him in a head-to-head [...]
Tags: Ashley Force, Funny Car, Hot Women, John Force
Putin Puts In For an Upgrade
When you’re the despotic leader of a former superpower who has been forced by silly constitutional rules into an ostensibly ceremonial Prime Minister position so you can maintain an iron-grip on your country, sometimes you need something different in your life. Also, French President Nicholas Sarkozy has been traipsing around Europe showing off his new [...]
Tags: Alina Kabaeva, Bond Villains, Gymnast, Hot Women, Infidelity, Lyudmila Putina, Richard Branson, Russia, Vladimir Putin
April 20th is always a wonderful day of the year, the sky is blue, the trees seem extra green and leafy and in the sports world there are games in nearly all the major sports. With the baseball season getting under way and playoff series in basketball and hockey the TV set can truly turn [...]
Tags: 420, April 20th, Blaze, Chicago White Sox, Denver Nuggets, John Danks, Portland Trailblazers, Smoke
My good friend Jon Eick of SoGoodBlog.com thinks these might be the greatest commercials ever. I won’t go that far, but they are certainly ridiculous.
For those of you unfamiliar with Bronson Arroyo as a musician, take a few minutes to familiarize yourself with his canon, you won’t regret it. Unless of course, you’re someone who [...]
Tags: Baseball, Bronson Arroyo, Cincinnati, Cincinnati Reds, Commercials, Hilarious, JTM, Meat
The Brave Groupies of Paintball
When I was in 8th grade, my two best friends and I decided we were going to start a paintball team. We had it all planned out, we were going to use violin cases for our custom-made paintball guns, we would arrive at tournaments in the back of a U-Haul truck and we would dominate. [...]
Tags: Douches, Groupies, Over-Compensating, Paintball, Phil Holz, Professionals
Anyone who knows me knows I live and die by my love of local British council elections. After all, that is where any real governing happens. So, it is to that end that I have been voraciously following the story of Wigan borough councilman Richard Clayton. Clayton, a four-year veteran of the Wigan council, [...]
Tags: Adultery, City Council, Elections, Erections, Mistress, Pure Class, Richard Clayton, UK, Wigan