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With one of the more incredible and wonderful headlines I’ve ever seen, I present you this story about Formula One President Max “British Charleton Heston” Mosely.
I can’t invent stories this good. 5 hookers? Check. Sex orgy? You got it. Nazi sex games? I don’t even know what that entails, but check. Son of the founder [...]
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Tags: F1, Hookers, Orgy, Max Mosely, Formula One, Orgies, Prostitutes
Good news! President Bush who hates steroids so much–except when he owned the Texas Rangers and they employed Ivan Rodriguez, Juan Gonzalez and Jose Canseco–won’t have to deal with a totally awkward moment at Opening Day for the Nationals’ new stadium. Scheduled to throw out the first pitch, the nominal receiver of said pitch would [...]
Filed under: Baseball, Conspiracies, Douches, Poor Governing | 0 Comments
Tags: Nationals, Washington, President Bush, First Pitch, Lo Duca, Commissioner
We’re All Gonna Die!
Scientists have announced that a giant 1500 year old block of ice broke off from the Wilikens ice shelf in Antarctica. The block of ice–9 times the size of Manhattan–itself is no great danger to humans, but is a disturbing sign of things to come and portends to rises in the ocean levels that would [...]
Filed under: Conspiracies, Poor Governing, Random | 0 Comments
Tags: Antarctica, Disaster, Global Warming, Ice Shelf
Ready to lead into scandal on day 1!
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Tags: Governor, Mistress, New York, Scandal, Sex, Spitzer
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