Archive for the 'Other Sports' Category
The United States Navy has a long history of proud service, from its earliest beginnings through today the men in white have served with distinction and valor and done their nation proud. With recruitment numbers down across the board for the military thanks to the never-ending warmongering in Washington, the various armed forces have been [...]
Tags: Dale Earnhardt, Dale Earnhardt Jr, Dumbasses, Nascar, United States Navy
I don’t understand many things about funny car racing, for example, the why, but at least the people in charge of funny cars have realized what it takes to get completely uninterested people, interested.
Her name is Ashley Force. Her dad is a legend of some sort in racing and she defeated him in a head-to-head [...]
Tags: Ashley Force, Funny Car, Hot Women, John Force
The Brave Groupies of Paintball
When I was in 8th grade, my two best friends and I decided we were going to start a paintball team. We had it all planned out, we were going to use violin cases for our custom-made paintball guns, we would arrive at tournaments in the back of a U-Haul truck and we would dominate. [...]
Tags: Douches, Groupies, Over-Compensating, Paintball, Phil Holz, Professionals
But All That Precious Cat Gut!
Mikhail Youzhny is a young Russian man who is ranked 11th in the ATP Men’s tennis rankings–ha, as if you didn’t already know! I know all my readers are rabid tennis-maniacs–who was playing in a match down in Miami the other day when he lost a point and took it quite personally. He ends up [...]
Tags: ATP, Head, Miami, Mikhail Youzhny, Nicolas Almagro, Raquet to Face, Russia, Tennis
Why I Don’t Play Rugby
Here is some guy named Josh Graham having his testicles grabbed and yanked while playing in a rugby game (match? contest? battle of wills?) in Australia.
According to Graham, the captain of the Cornulla Sharks team Paul Gallen “…grabbed my ‘wheels’ (testicles) and gave them a bit of squeeze, 100 per cent. I looked at [...]
Tags: Australia, Balls, Josh Graham, Paul Gallen, Rugby, Sharks, Testicle Grab
With one of the more incredible and wonderful headlines I’ve ever seen, I present you this story about Formula One President Max “British Charleton Heston” Mosely.
I can’t invent stories this good. 5 hookers? Check. Sex orgy? You got it. Nazi sex games? I don’t even know what that entails, but check. Son of the founder [...]
Tags: F1, Formula One, Hookers, Max Mosely, Orgies, Orgy, Prostitutes
The LPGA has recently seen an influx of interest in their events; it seems that they are moving away from the butch lesbian era and into a more fan (read: man) friendly lipstick lesbian era. For example there is Natalie Gulbis with all her FHM “fame”…
But everyone knows her, and frankly, she doesn’t do it [...]
Tags: Anna Rawson, Christie Kerr, Golf, Hot Women, Hottest Golfers, LPGA, Natalie Gulbis, Paula Creamer, Sexy, Women