Archive for the 'Funny' Category
The other day on Baseball Tonight, Steve Phillips broke down some of the differences in Travis Hafner’s swing to figure out why he went from 42 homers to his less awesome current 20 homer version. Of course, it being from Steve Phillips, not a whole lot of knowledge was gained. However, within the piece apparently [...]
Tags: Cleveland Indians, ESPN, Funny, Gluttony, Ice Cream, Steve Phillips, Travis Hafner
The Washington Nationals have been battling all season, scuffling their way to a 14-18 record and ownership of last place in the NL East. They are also the proud owners of a dope new ballpark, but that hasn’t inspired their team to greater heights, so it seems they are looking around for any new options [...]
Tags: Awesome, Great Promotions, Indiana Jones, Schedules, Washington Nationals
I understand that Milton Bradley is a significantly better athlete than I am, he is capable of agility and grace, and that he has accomplished many things at the major league level. However, Monday was not one of those outings.
Embarassing! I wonder what his competitors would say sarcastically to him after such a misplay…
I can [...]
Tags: Boston Red Sox, Buck Showalter, Corey Hart, David Ortiz, Milton Bradley, Milwaukee Brewers, Ryan Ludwick, St. Louis Cardinals, Texas Rangers
Everything Is Coming Up Cat Poop
It must be just one of those days.
So I saw a story this morning about the world’s most expensive coffee beans, apparently they run for over $100 a cup in London. You can never discount the stupidity of people, and since coffee drinkers are already tweekers, people will definitely buy them. Just on their own, [...]
Tags: Cat Poop, Cats, Chocolate, Civets, Coffee, Expensive, Germans, Katzenungen, London
With one of the more incredible and wonderful headlines I’ve ever seen, I present you this story about Formula One President Max “British Charleton Heston” Mosely.
I can’t invent stories this good. 5 hookers? Check. Sex orgy? You got it. Nazi sex games? I don’t even know what that entails, but check. Son of the founder [...]
Tags: F1, Formula One, Hookers, Max Mosely, Orgies, Orgy, Prostitutes
The Montreal Toronto Maple Leafs, (this sport is stupid excepting the playoff beards and the fighting) besides having a very imposing name, have been one of the most storied franchises in hockey. Right now they are struggling to make the playoffs and lost last night in an important game against the Boston Bruins where the [...]
Tags: Awful, Boston, Bruins, Goal, Hockey, Islanders, Maple Leafs, Toronto, Vesa Toskala
So this is from the NBC affiliate down in the Raleigh-Durham area and is almost too surreal for comment. Enjoy.
The guy in the video is named Penn Holderness which is in the running for the whitest name ever. Also, why is his name Penn? Were his parents really big fans of Penn Gillette? Was he [...]
Tags: Belmont, Dolls, Duke, Life, NBC 17, NCAA, News, Penn Holderness, Television, Wawa
Married to the Sea
One of my friends passed this link onto me today, these guys have been around for a while but their comics are pure gold, unlike last night’s Treasure Divers HD, where they found nothing. Sigh.
Also, I came across this link this morning which asks the question, did the Israeli Mossad take down Eliot Spitzer?
During this [...]
Tags: Comics, Funny
Lost in Castiglione
The Red Sox are in Japan and along for the ride is Joe Castiglione, the voice of the Red Sox. Castigs, 61, isn’t just in Japan for baseball. With plenty of off-time expected, the high-pitched vociferator has a full itinerary during his time in the land of the Rising Sun.
Friday 3/21 - Red Sox [...]
Tags: Boston, Bukkake, Curt Schilling, Dustin Pedrioa, Fish, Japan, Joe Castiglione, Manny Ramirez, Red Sox, Sharking
Cubs Players Wreck Coach’s Life
You may have seen news of a prank several Cubs pitchers pulled on their strength coach where they destroyed his 1995 Nissan Sentra and then later gave him a brand new SUV. After seeing the brand new car that they had purchased for him, Tim Buss, the coach in question said, “They’re great guys.” [...]
Tags: Baseball, Chicago Cubs, Jamie Kotsay, Pranks