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Sometimes after a hard-fought football game tensions are still high. How can they not be, as men vie against one another in the trenches in hand-to-hand combat, putting their bodies on the line in order to try and contain that little pigskin. So it is no wonder that even after the final whistle blows sometimes [...]
Filed under: Douches, Football, Random | 2 Comments
Tags: Wesley Deveanport, Coach Pushes Kid, Tony Warneke
A-Rod Salutes the Plebes
Washington may be claiming that the economy is in crisis, but if you’re a baseball slugger with the two richest contracts in sports history times they ain’t so bad. Sure, your team got bounced from even getting to the playoffs for the first time in over a decade, but really it’s Jeter’s team anyways, so [...]
Filed under: Baseball, Douches | 0 Comments
Tags: Alex Rodriguez, Uber-Rich, Douche-Nozzles, Bailout
The Cincinnati Bengals, owners of an 0-4 record that doesn’t look to get any better with this week’s matchup against the Cowbows added to their roster of malcontents and miscreants by signing former Bears running back Cedric Benson. Of all the teams in the league, Benson made the best possible choice. After all, no one [...]
Filed under: Douches, Football | 0 Comments
Tags: Cedric Benson, Chicago Bears, Cincinatti Bengals
High School is Hard
So this video hit the ol’ tubes sometime yesterday and it is being purported to be a tape of the Melbourne (Florida) High School volleyball team being hazed. Even if it isn’t that school it’s still a tape of high schoolers being douchebags to one another and for that, I can post it here. If [...]
Filed under: Douches, Hazing, Random | 0 Comments
Tags: Douches, Hazing, Melbourne Florida, Volleyball
Rajon Rondo Wasn’t Very Friendly
So last night I was at a media event and Kevin Garnett and Rajon Rondo where there amongst other people, hence why I was there. Kevin Garnett couldn’t have been nicer, he was totally down. However, I am VERY VERY disappointed with Rajon Rondo who was a total dbag to me. I first went up [...]
Filed under: Basketball, Douches | 1 Comment
Tags: Kevin Garnett, Boston Celtics, Rajon Rondo
I Still HATE Derek Jeter
Leave my Minka ALONE!
It’s simply not fair.
Filed under: Douches, Hot Women | 2 Comments
Tags: Derek Jeter, Minka Kelly
Who Will Cry for Roger Clemens
Poor Roger Clemens, first he gets outed for his use of HGH and steroids in the Mitchell Report, then he further destroys his reputation by starting a defamation suit against Brian McNamee where details about Clemens’ alleged affair with a 15 year old girl come out and a host of other embarrassing and lurid details. [...]
Filed under: Baseball, Douches | 0 Comments
Tags: Roger Clemens, Jason Giambi, Joe Torre, Andy Pettite, Yankee Stadium, Chuck Knoblauch
John Herrera is a senior executive PR man with the Oakland Raiders and he took some umbrage at Mercury News columnist Tim Kawakami’s accusation that the Raiders organization is anti-head coach Lane Kiffin. Using the example of how someone on the Raiders staff, (according to Kawakami it was Herrera himself) handed out a recent ESPN.com [...]
Filed under: Douches, Football | 0 Comments
Tags: Al Davis, John Herrera, Mercury News, Tim Kawakami, Lane Kiffin, Oakland Raiders
Last night at the Slopicana, the Old Scratch Rays took the season series against the Sox pushing their lead to 2 games with 10 to play and likely ensuring not only their first ever playoff appearance, but to win the division. Despite their success this year, the fans still haven’t been showing up enough, making [...]
Filed under: Baseball, Boston, Douches | 0 Comments
Tags: Tampa Bay Rays, Robert Mansour, Christopher Sciesinski, Tropicana Field
The Case of the Disgruntled RB
The Detroit Lions brought in the recently released Rudi Johnson for a visit with GM Matt Millen before signing him the other day. During that visit, Johnson left his bags outside the office while he and Millen met inside. When Johnson came out though, his bags were missing. Using the in-house surveillance cameras, the team [...]
Filed under: Douches, Football | 0 Comments
Tags: Tatum Bell, Matt Millen, Rudi Johnson, Detroit Lions
Fox’ piece of television trash, Moment of Truth, has signed on the biggest money grubber of them all, Jose Canseco. The show, on which participants are asked the most personal and embarrassing of questions and, if they are willing to tell the true answers to a national audience it is worth cash, is likely to [...]
Filed under: Baseball, Douches, Television | 0 Comments
Tags: Jose Canseco, Douches, Moment of Truth
Oh wait, did I say finally? I meant who gives a crap. When will people get it that college sports are inherently lame. Inherently boring, inherently crappy. Tell me, why do I want to watch a bunch of kids who are going to become insurance salesman play a game when I could watch professionals instead. [...]
Filed under: Douches, Football | 1 Comment
Tags: College Football
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