Archive for the 'Conspiracies' Category
I am no expert, but watching the Red Sox-A’s game tonight, I noticed something extremely odd about Joe Blanton’s hat. He kept going to it, often multiple times during an at-bat, and then, at one point, the camera zoomed in on his face and I noticed something very peculiar about the brim of his hat. [...]
Tags: Cheating, Doctoring Ball, Hat, Joe Blanton, Oakland A's, Pine Tar
Good news! President Bush who hates steroids so much–except when he owned the Texas Rangers and they employed Ivan Rodriguez, Juan Gonzalez and Jose Canseco–won’t have to deal with a totally awkward moment at Opening Day for the Nationals’ new stadium. Scheduled to throw out the first pitch, the nominal receiver of said pitch would [...]
Tags: Commissioner, First Pitch, Lo Duca, Nationals, President Bush, Washington
“Barry Who? Never Heard of Him…”
The San Francisco Giants have purified their stadium and removed all images and remnants of Barry Bonds from the premises. Certainly now no one will ever associate the two together again.
As Barry slowly approaches trial for perjury it seems that the team wants no negative connotations to overwhelm what should be the worst or second [...]
Tags: Barry Bonds, Giants, San Francisco, SF, Stadium
A-Rod Simply “Not Bright Enough”
In today’s NY Post there is an interview with former bullpen catcher Mike Borzello of the Yankees about Jose Canseco’s most recent steroid allegations against Alex Rodriguez. According to Borzello, who says that “nobody in the last four years, including his wife because she wasn’t on the road, spent more time with Alex than [...]
Tags: A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, Jose Canseco, NY Post, Steroids, Tools
We’re All Gonna Die!
Scientists have announced that a giant 1500 year old block of ice broke off from the Wilikens ice shelf in Antarctica. The block of ice–9 times the size of Manhattan–itself is no great danger to humans, but is a disturbing sign of things to come and portends to rises in the ocean levels that would [...]
Tags: Antarctica, Disaster, Global Warming, Ice Shelf
Red Sox Stand Strong
It’s not often that multimillionaires think of others, (hello, Mr. Google, my bank account would like to meet you…
but I for one am glad at the action of the Red Sox right now.
Unhapy that MLB was going against their promise of paying the coaches the same appearance fee as was promised the players, the [...]
Tags: A's, Coaches, Francona, Japan, Red Sox, Strike!
Despite being panned by critics, audiences flocked to see Roland Emmerich’s newest opus, 10,000 BC, and I think I know why.
In 1996, Emmerich directed one of the finest action movies of all-time, Independence Day. More than just a movie, this film was a prognosticator of the future.
If only we had been listening.
Three different, very clear [...]
Tags: 10000 BC, Aliens, Bill Pullman, Celebrities, Conspiracy, Conspiracy theories, Immigration, Independence Day, Jeff Goldblum, Jesus, Life, Masons, Movies, Roland Emmerich