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The Celtics, after losing the game prior, were feeling pretty down, that is, until they watched Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey and realized who they were missing. STATION! The team’s missing link has been found! Sam Cassell and this trainer guy will form together an unstoppable titan.
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Tags: Aliens, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Boston Celtics, Sam Cassell
April 20th is always a wonderful day of the year, the sky is blue, the trees seem extra green and leafy and in the sports world there are games in nearly all the major sports. With the baseball season getting under way and playoff series in basketball and hockey the TV set can truly turn [...]
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Tags: 420, April 20th, Portland Trailblazers, John Danks, Chicago White Sox, Denver Nuggets, Blaze, Smoke
“I just think Noah Baumbach’s work isn’t being appreciated enough”
Penn State basketball player Stanley Pringle decided to chip out his place in college basketball lore by using the stacks in the library for more than just browsing. Pulling out his classic cylindrical tube while trying to start a conversation with a woman was apparently not [...]
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Tags: Arrested, Basketball, College Basketball, Library Masturbation, Masturbation, Penn State, Public Masturbation, Stanley Pringle
Wilt Chamberlain, famed cocksman, is being swept up in a grassroots campaign to get onto a postage stamp. The Citizens’ Stamp Advisory Committee every year considers proposals for various famous and celebrated Americans to receive their own stamps and reportedly he could be on a stamp as soon as 2010. The initial hope had [...]
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Tags: Basketball, Stamps, Wilt Chamberlain
Denver Nuggets (I love the Nugs!) star Carmelo Anthony has a one year old son named Kiyan, and for his birthday on March 7th, Carmelo arranged for his personal chef to make a special cake for the day. Unfortunately, Chef Daniel Paul Young ran a stop sign on his way to the party with the [...]
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Tags: Arrested, Baking, Cake, Carmelo Anthony, Chef, Denver, Nuggets
So this is from the NBC affiliate down in the Raleigh-Durham area and is almost too surreal for comment. Enjoy.
The guy in the video is named Penn Holderness which is in the running for the whitest name ever. Also, why is his name Penn? Were his parents really big fans of Penn Gillette? Was he [...]
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Tags: Television, Life, NCAA, Duke, Belmont, News, NBC 17, Penn Holderness, Wawa, Dolls
Today begins my least favorite sporting event of the year. I may not be the popular voice here, but there is nothing more uninteresting than college sports and especially the tournament. March Madness? More like March Badness! YES! EAT IT! Damn I’m full of wit today.
“But there are so many close games!” “The level of [...]
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Tags: Awful, Basketball, College, March Madness, Sports
O Say Can You See
Last night the Celtics met up with the Houston Rockets, owners of the second longest win-streak in NBA history, and when the game was over the Rockets had been shot down. It only makes sense that the Celtics would be the ones to beat them, after all, our football team from New England? The Patriots. [...]
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Tags: Basketball, Boston, Boston Celtics, Houston Rockets, Kevin Garnett, kevin garnett wife, Lebron, Win Streak
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