See Terrell Owens Rub One Out (Soon)

terrell-owens-076Terrell Owens has always a giant jerk-off. Now, allegedly someone has some photos of the unemployed wide receiver masturbating and is trying to sell them to various sleazy media outlets. (Hey, I’ll pay $2.13 for them!)

According to TMZ the woman who took the photos snapped them while having a sexy-time conversation with Owens on Skype. So at least he’s technically skilled…

I suppose this is good news for everyone who has ever wanted to see photos of a former All Pro rubbing one out. Or it could be Owens’ way of trying to recapture some spotlight. After all, what NFL team wouldn’t jump at the chance for an old, out-of-shape, drop-prone receiver with public relations issues?