MMA: A Nose-Breaking Good Time

I know you probably believe the reason I’m not an MMA fighter is because I’m a cowardly blogger who sits around in his underwear belittling others. Well, you’re wrong (well, I AM all those things); the reason I’m not is because of injuries like the one suffered during an MMA fight in Brussels recently. 

Sure taking a knee straight to the nose, resulting in a KO and a VERY broken face, COULD be construed as manly but frankly, I’m far too good-looking to have any part of my body marred in such a manner. 


No thanks!