John Kruk Eating Ribs in Slow Motion May Hypnotize You

The All Star game is being held in Kansas City, home to great barbeque. Just because there’s a live television broadcast doesn’t mean that a rotund fella like John Kruk needs to hold off on meal time; watch as he voraciously digs into a pile of ribs during the Home Run Derby. 

The only thing that can make such a spectacle better is slow motion and the Chariots of Fire theme.

Look at that hungry glare by fat Chris Berman too, he’s desperate to shove some of those ribs in his chubby gullet but can’t because he has to say “back, back” two thousand times. 

Someone fire him please.

[The Big Lead