Giancarlo Stanton Nearly Takes LoMo’s Head Off

Mike Giancarlo Stanton of the Florida Miami Marlins is an extremely powerful man, whether—and all this is just this week—he’s crushing scoreboard-breaking grand slams, slamming absurdly long homers, or just throwing the ball, he does everything full-bore. On Thursday he fielded a hard-hit ground ball off the bat of the Giants’ Buster Posey and came up throwing, hoping to hold the runner on third. 

His throw did just that, but in the process he nearly killed his teammate Logan Morrison who was serving as the cut-off man. Fortunately LoMo has some Matrix-esque moves in him and he was able to (barely) get out of the way. Both men were able to chuckle about the near-maiming immediately afterwards.