Brazilian Beach Volleyballers NOT in Bikinis?!?!

The uniform regulations for women’s beach volleyball were changed prior to the Olympics; no longer are the women REQUIRED to be wearing bikinis. That’s all well and good but it’s led to this travesty: both the Brazilian team and their Dutch opponents are playing wearing full-body contour suits. The nerve!!!

I don’t care WHAT the temperature is outside, if you’re from Brazil you need to be wearing as little clothing as possible as soon as your feet hit sand. I’m pretty sure it’s in the Brazilian constitution.

And if it isn’t it damn well SHOULD be.

These outfits makes ogling MUCH more difficult. Someone get Jacques Rogge on the phone ASAP.