The Heat are Classless

The Miami Dickheads will be going to the NBA Finals after their victory over the Chicago Bulls, but don’t worry, they didn’t get there with class.

First there is LeBron James play-acting like he was horribly fouled by Derrick Rose, pretending he was actually hurt and flopping to the ground like a little bitch when Rose didn’t even TOUCH HIM.

 Then later in the game with Rose at the line with the opportunity to tie it up late, Mike Bibby—that pussy-whipped scrub who hasn’t been marginally good since he was with the Kings back in like 2003—tries to distract Rose by throwing a towel across the court.


Now I’m left in the uncomfortable position of having to root for a GERMAN to win over these guys. Ah well. Fuck it.