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Score OFF the Field

If you’re anything like me—and for our country’s future, let’s hope you’re not—you’ve found yourself innumberable times about to get busy with a fine young lady only to feel like the moment was missing something. Sure, her nubile flesh is within finger’s reach but it just doesn’t feel right. If only she were wearing lingerie celebrating your favorite English Premier League soccer club. NOW the boner juice is working! 

At least, that’s the mindset of the genius marketers over at Newcastle United who have put together a line of team-branded lingerie for the ladies—and the far-too-large subset of Englishmen who enjoy cross-dressing. 

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You may not score on the field, but now you should be able to score OFF it.  

AFTER the jump is a larger gallery of these delectable wares. 

[Guardian

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