Winning the World Series is the goal of all baseball players, it’s what you fantasize about in your backyard as a pop-fly comes your way or when you take a whiffle ball bat in your hands. Tim Lincecum achieved that goal last season with the San Francisco Giants, and clearly, has let himself go since. The NY Times Magazine did a piece on Tiny Tim which featured this accompanying photograph:
That mustache is a thing of… well, I’m not sure WHAT it is, besides horrible. Then again, he’s Tim Lincecum, 2-time Cy Young Winner, World Series champion, and millionaire, he doesn’t need to worry about what anyone thinks about him.