Hot Olympian Stephanie Rice to Retire After London

Sad news for loyal readers of the site, longtime Slanch Report favorite Olympic hottie Stephanie Rice told an Australian newspaper that following the London games she plans on retiring from competitions. The 23-year-old sexbabomb has been on my radar since before Beijing (see: herehere, here, here and here) but it seems like we only have one more Olympics together. 


Well, that just gives us far more time for the classic “girl-next-door” and I to snuggle up together…