Braylon Edwards Thinks He’s More Important Than He Is

On February 21st, New York Jets wide receiver Braylon Edwards celebrated his birthday and not wanting to be left behind by legitimate stars like LeBron or Floyd Mayweather, he too wanted a glorious, gigantic, asinine birthday cake.

Unfortunately, his cake raises more questions than anything else.

For instance, what is it that you have conquered? As I understand it, in your NFL career you have never won your division, conference, or Super Bowl. So, what is it that you’ve beaten?

At least though we finally have a reason for all the dropped passes Stonehands Edwards has had in his career, look at those shades, clearly he’s BLIND! I guess maybe that’s what he conquered, being the first professional NFL’er who is blind. 

Way to keep breaking down barriers!